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Give me one reason it would be better to be a girl

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yuck
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dont get me wrong, i love girls, but i am so glad i am a guy

give me one reason it would be better to be a girl. the only one i can think of is that guys have to pay for girl's shit on dates.

im gonna get ragged on by pink names probably. but im not a chauvinist, seriously.
Apr 17 2011 7:56PM
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soulskier
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free drinks
Apr 17 2011 7:57PM
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soulskier
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oh, and boobs
Apr 17 2011 7:57PM
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Mr.Luke
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good catch
Apr 17 2011 7:58PM
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RubberSoul
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have you ever screamed and vibrated like they do when you have an orgasm? no

but yeah we do have most of the advantages IMO
Apr 17 2011 7:58PM
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skithesprings
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i could be a professional women's freeskier and i suck.
Apr 17 2011 7:58PM
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_Ryan_
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you get penis.... oh wait
Apr 17 2011 8:03PM
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yuck
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correct me if im wrong but girls generally dont tend to enjoy boobs as much as we do. i mean, if they did they would be playing with them all the time and shit.
Apr 17 2011 8:04PM
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Anathema
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being able to go into the women's locker room without getting arrested
Apr 17 2011 8:04PM
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Afeld
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(Besides boobs)


chivalry: Drinks, meals, doors, seats, whatever
Apr 17 2011 8:06PM
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artfullydodged
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seems like sex is the only advantage
Apr 17 2011 8:06PM
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Mr.Luke
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one word.

Lesbians. Just thought I'd put that out there.
Apr 17 2011 8:07PM
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Hosoi
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Chivalry is dead and girls killed it
Apr 17 2011 8:08PM
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Petersaurusrex
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You never have to make the first move which a lot of guys seem to have trouble with...

You also get to be a stay at home mom (assuming that you have found a decent husband who can support his wife and kids, and you aren't bitching about equality).

You can friendzone guys too... There is a pretty good list of things.
Apr 17 2011 8:09PM
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cooner
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last four digits of this thread number... epppppp
Apr 17 2011 8:09PM
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Anathema
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finding a partner would also be alot easier, provided you were even somewhat attractive. you can pretty much just do whatever the fuck you want and people are always going to be chasing after you. you'd get to choose who you want to be with. it's almost like the guy is expected to impress the girl enough and have her accept him.

if you didn't want to be lonely, you pretty much have that choice as a girl. as a dude, if you dont go out and get yourself a girl, you're fucked. and you cant even guarantee that your efforts will work out for you..
Apr 17 2011 8:10PM
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yuck
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im interested for some girls to post in this and add some things we would never think of or validate some of whatever has been said.
Apr 17 2011 8:14PM
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cgibbs2
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jobs are easier to get
Apr 17 2011 8:14PM
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paige.
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There aren't many.
I don't have to try and hide my emotions though. Guys seem to feel the need to hide if they're upset/something is worrying them.
Apr 17 2011 8:17PM
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jakobk
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you can masterbate as long as you want (i think)
Apr 17 2011 8:18PM
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2s0r7
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these things. and i feel like girls are just treated better. but other than that
sports- girls<guys
strength- girls<guys
everything pretty much girls<guys
also girls i feel like arre thought of to be less then guys
so other than treatement... there is nothing better.
plus guys get dicks and girls get vagines.... in what way is that fair?
in an unsexist way
Apr 17 2011 8:19PM
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bromigo
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haha man i lost it pretty hard.
Apr 17 2011 8:22PM
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Static
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You know the myth that men make 20% more than women? Yeah, turns out women are paid 8% more than men.....

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704415104576250672504707048.html?mod=googlenews_wsj
Apr 17 2011 8:24PM
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Mr.Luke
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One word

MULTIPLE ORGASM

Well, two.
Apr 17 2011 8:26PM
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GayWolf420
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You get to be pissed at everyone once a month without a reason. But the bleeding part would suck...
Apr 17 2011 8:28PM
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ImNotARacist
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You can literally make a career out of being dumb and blonde.
Apr 17 2011 8:28PM
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Jane6
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you're not labeled as gay if you like to take it in your butt :)
Apr 17 2011 8:29PM
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JIBpsy^^
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One reason i dodnt want to be a girl : I might get my butt peed in.  that makes me wonder would a girl know if you were peeing in her butt?

Apr 17 2011 8:32PM
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no_steeze
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they play with them more than you think they do
Apr 17 2011 8:34PM
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2s0r7
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Apr 17 2011 8:36PM
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Jonny7
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b00bs
Apr 17 2011 8:37PM
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yuck
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i am genuinely glad to hear that!
Apr 17 2011 8:38PM
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.DIX.
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Also this thread should have stopped at tits.
Apr 17 2011 8:38PM
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snowdon
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Not being in massive amount of pain when you get hit in the crotch.

And girls play with their boobs all the time.

Apr 17 2011 8:39PM
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AWALLRUS.
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not if she's asleep

Apr 17 2011 8:40PM
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.frenchy
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teh boobs.
Apr 17 2011 8:40PM
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Jaimee.
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Have you ever been hit in the clit? That hurts like a bitch....
Apr 17 2011 8:41PM
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GayWolf420
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Apr 17 2011 8:42PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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this lol
Apr 17 2011 8:43PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Somebody likes anal
Apr 17 2011 8:47PM
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Crispy.
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You don't have to worry about getting boners in public.
Apr 17 2011 8:49PM
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skithesprings
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i accidentally kneed a girl wham bam right in her clam post coitus and she did not seem to be very happy about it, buuuuut I can honestly say the same blow would have left me curled up in the fetal position for 20 minutes.
Apr 17 2011 8:53PM
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eirikdl
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Or in tha swimin pool
Apr 17 2011 8:54PM
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whoa-dere
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good thread, good thread.
girls dont have to take on a lot of the responsibilities guys have to i guess
Apr 17 2011 8:54PM
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snowdon
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1) No
2) Guys curl up in a ball, cry, cough, and dry heave when they get hit in the balls. Girls don't do this. I'm going to say getting hit in the balls is probably worse.
Apr 17 2011 8:57PM
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Jaimee.
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I got hit with a stool leg once.. I puked. It definitely hurts.
But it is easier for guys to be directly hit in the balls.

Apr 17 2011 9:00PM
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AWALLRUS.
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i kicked a girl in the vag in 1st grade and she beat me up
Apr 17 2011 9:01PM
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forum10
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right and you don't have a sac that could potentially get ripped open.

also have you learned to pee while standing up yet? girls can achieve this.
Apr 17 2011 9:04PM
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asapCferg
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getting pulled over..i feel like girls can get out of a ticket more than i guy can
Apr 17 2011 9:06PM
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Jaimee.
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my boyfriend's mom can write her name in the snow....
Apr 17 2011 9:06PM
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Poikenz
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kind of a negative, but you will never be successful in your life unless you are an angry black bitch or extremely hot. Yes, you might get a job over a guy BUT you won't get a promotion unless you suck some dick.
Apr 17 2011 9:07PM
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