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HELP! need to ask a girl to prom! how do i do it?? be clever!

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icantskiiFILM
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ok soooo its about time for senior prom. i wanna ask this girl to prom but idk how to do it! ive seen people write on cars. ive seen poems and notes written in cupcakes.

heres to the lovers of newschoolers. i go to the same school as her and see her in my frees and shit if that helps.

how should I ask her?1?!
Apr 12 2011 5:40PM
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Z-Juice
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Apr 12 2011 5:41PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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^^^
Apr 12 2011 5:41PM
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icantskiiFILM
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best idea ever





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Apr 12 2011 5:49PM
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BootySpunk.
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1. Giver her condom with prom? written on it.
2. She hopefully says yes.
3. Go to prom with her.
4. Use said condom invitation after prom.

All I could think of. 100% won't work but you should go for it.
Apr 12 2011 5:52PM
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belden...
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check the thread above. I asked by photoshopping a pic of me holding a sign that said prom onto a jones soda bottle. But weve had a joke going on for a while where i basically told her id eventually find her a soda she like
Apr 12 2011 5:54PM
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garrettwiz
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get her a rose, i asked my date in the hall way which wasn't to clever but when i gave her the rose she and all her friends were like awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! so make sure you do that.
Apr 12 2011 5:56PM
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chill_davis
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pee in her butthole
Apr 12 2011 5:57PM
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Yinzer
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if you can get in her car put a rose on the seat saying 'look up' and have PROM? spelled in rose petals on the roof
Apr 12 2011 6:01PM
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BEARS.
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1. acquire white tshirt.
2. acquire black washable marker and black sharpie.
3. write prom? and your name in sharpie
4. write hundreds of other names in washable marker.
5. attach with a wash me note.
6. ???????
7. profit.
Apr 12 2011 6:04PM
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.coloRADo.
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Scavenger hunt! Or a really big sign saying "girls name PROM?" we love that
Apr 12 2011 7:12PM
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860media*
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I Customized a six pack of jones soda with a picture of me holding a sign that said prom on the front, and a mushy poem on the back. Told her to taste it and that it was really good, then she noticed. Win. She loved it.

You can do it here:http://www.myjones.com/
Apr 12 2011 7:15PM
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*monsterskier*
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these people I knew..last year used facebook

he took a pic of himself holding up a sign saying prom

tagged her so she would see it when she logs in

thn she replied back the same way

OR

girl asked her bf to prom by hanging a poster on the main stairwell with smiley face balloons attached.

Apr 12 2011 7:16PM
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aja_kiki
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make a little scavenger hunt for her somehow! ; )
Apr 12 2011 7:27PM
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SeanTom
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all the clues lead to "Prom?" on your dick
Apr 12 2011 7:34PM
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PotFarmer
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prom is the stupidest event you will ever attend. just sayin
Apr 12 2011 7:35PM
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CassiusClay
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Heres how its done: Start pulling out papers (say its your homework) when you're near her. Cleverly drop that shit everywhere- make sure the papers go everywhere. On each of the papers, have you and your dates names, and prom 2012 written on it (use lined paper and some sort of colored sharpie- dont be lazy and type it). Start picking them up but don't really pick them up and she will hopefully help you. While shes picking stuff up, whip out that rose or dozen roses from your backpack and just stand there until she realizes what the papers say. She will look up at you, you'll toss her them roses and you'll be poppin that girl on prom in no time.
Apr 12 2011 7:36PM
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icantskiiFILM
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this.
Apr 12 2011 7:36PM
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Slinger1x1
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she is a varsity lacrosse player so i put up a sign at her practice field that said "jess, prom?" and then when my team got on the bus to go to our practice (early season practice on a college turf field), i made the bus drive into the back entrance and i got off with a yellow rose and gave it to her.
Apr 12 2011 8:07PM
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WillStart
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since you're a filmer, you might like my way


Apr 12 2011 8:08PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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I feel like this is the exact same thread again ^^
Apr 12 2011 8:13PM
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ryantheconnolly
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leave a note on her doorstep saying "prom? bring the answer to school tomorrow". then leave a small rock with yes written on it an a huge rock with no written on it
Apr 12 2011 8:28PM
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plaire
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a kid at my school did this:

he was teaching his gf how to drive a standard. She stalled it like he knew she would. He made a big deal and told her to lift up the hood to try to fix it. He had a poster asking her to prom under the hood

fucking genius

Apr 12 2011 8:30PM
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WillStart
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because it literally is the exact same thread again
Apr 12 2011 9:07PM
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J-Evs
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i planned to do something cute or clever.... BUT
ended up just asking her in a really lame way in the hall
Apr 12 2011 9:12PM
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SkiThe603
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THIS THIS THIS
Apr 12 2011 9:13PM
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Master_Debater
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go buy like 200 ping pong balls write p on one r on one etc, put it in a bag leave on doorstep note saying whoever and next day ask if she wants to play ping pong. just thought of that dumb but, sneaky. if i were you id go with the t-shirt and marker one just make sure it works first.
Apr 12 2011 9:40PM
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RAWLAN
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write her name in gasoline on the street outside her house

light it up

profit

Apr 12 2011 9:52PM
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SeanTom
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you misspelled fireworks.

"write her name in fireworks on the street outside her house"
Apr 12 2011 9:54PM
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HowNeatIsThat
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Do you have any clue how expensive ping pong balls are?
Apr 12 2011 10:01PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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write prom on your chest in sharpie, then when she is around, have a friend stab you multiple times with a knife. when she tries to save you she will see the note and just love it.
Apr 12 2011 10:06PM
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Master_Debater
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oh shit never thought about that... for like 2 square inches of plastic those little buggers are expensive.... maybe do lots of slightly blown up ballloons then?
Apr 12 2011 10:08PM
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Childstar.
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Catch her cat/dog (if she has one) and shave PROM? on its back then bring it to her house to return it with the message on its back.
Apr 12 2011 10:59PM
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Xanadoo
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thats brilliant.

when i was in high school some kid got our head of school to ask over the intercom on morning announcements.

the best way ever would be to ride into one of her classes on a horse and ask
Apr 12 2011 11:10PM
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Fenderstrat77
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A kid at my school dressed up like Napoleon Dynamite wig and all. In front
 of the whole lunch room he wrote a note and gave it to the girl. it was awesome haha








Apr 12 2011 11:34PM
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MothaHucker
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bump, need some fresh ideas
May 15 2014 4:29PM
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sNaubi
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Take a huge dump and write "Prom? -whateveryournameis" with your shit on her front door before she gets home tomorrow.

You'll be drowning in her poon son.
May 15 2014 5:17PM
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dtwizzle
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I got a girl to ask me to prom earlier this week
All you gotta do is make sure they dont have a boyfriend, make sure they dont hate you, be friends with them, and dont wait too long.

Once the following steps are followed, just grow a pair of balls and be the man you are by saying "Hey, wanna go to prom?" Or if you really feel uncomfortable add "just as friends" at the end.

If they say "no" say fuck you and find someone better.

Voice of experience.
May 15 2014 5:40PM
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