spraypaint "SLUT" on her garage door and then piss in her bed while she sleeps. chicks love that shit. -Pomme-de-terre
"i dont spin. i just go straight off the feature and then let the wind blow me how it wants to."- NativeClothing
after seeing others reactions I'm gonna agree with this
But anyways thats a bit off topic, i'd rather go home and eat some fancy dish soaps.
-"Whether its got Tits or Tires...your bound to have problems with your ride either way"-macmahoooon
-"I can always tell when my dog, Bart, has swiped the butter of of the kitchen counter. After he shits in
the yard, he drags his butt around on the grass for about a minute. I feel like I should offer him some toilet paper, but he has no thumbs." zylstra