Here is a list of the current D3 players playing professional baseball. Also, I get the feeling that you are an idiot.
MLB
Wheaton (Mass.) OF Chris Denorfia, Padres
Brandeis P Nelson Figueroa, Astros
Messiah OF Chris Heisey, Reds
Stony Brook (then D3) P Joe Nathan, Twins
Linfield P Joe Paterson (also Oregon St.), Diamondbacks
Stevens Point P Jordan Zimmermann, Nationals
AAA
MCLA P Joe Bateman, Sacramento (A's)
Eastern Connecticut P Scott Chiasson, Quintana Roo (Mexican League)
St. Joseph's (Maine) P Charlie Furbush (also LSU), Toldeo (Tigers)
Keystone 3B Eric Groff, Reno (Diamondbacks)
Centenary P Cole Kimball, Syracuse (Nationals)
Eastern Mennonite C Erik Kratz, Lehigh Valley (Phillies)
Alvernia 3B Zach Lutz, Buffalo (Mets)
Alvernia C Anthony Recker, Sacramento (A's)
La Crosse C Vinny Rottino, New Orleans (Marlins)
AA
Grove City P Erik Arnesen, Harrisburg (Nationals)
East Bay (then D3) OF Archie Gilbert, Harrisburg (Nationals)
Hamline OF Dan Kaczrowski, Mobile (Diamondbacks)
Trinity (Conn.) P Tim Kiely, Arkansas (Angels)
Rowan P Ryan Kulik, Springfield Cardinals
Methodist P Blake Maxwell, Portland (Red Sox)
Otterbein P Dan Remenowsky, Birmingham (White Sox)
Whittier P Tom Vessella, Richmond (Giants)
Ithaca P Shane Wolf, Corpus Christi (Astros)
HIGH A
Trinity (Conn.) P Jeremiah Bayer, Salem Red Sox
Hampden-Sydney C Jason Bour (also George Mason), Winston-Salem (White Sox)
Trinity (Texas) P Evan Bronson, Potomac Nationals
Linfield SS Kelson Brown, Bradenton (Pirates)
Trinity (Texas)/Chapman SS Ryan Cavan (also UC Santa Barbara), San Jose (Giants)
Oshkosh P Ryan Demmin, Potomac Nationals
Wesleyan 2B Drew Dominguez, Salem Red Sox
Rose-Hulman P Derek Eitel, Visalia (Diamondbacks)
FDU-Florham P Ryan Flannery, Tampa Yankees
St. Norbert 2B Adam Frost, Wilmington (Royals)
Christopher Newport P Kenny Moreland, Frederick (Orioles)
St. Thomas P Matt Schuld, Fort Myers (Twins)
Cortland P Matt Tone, Fort Myers (Twins)
Old Westbury P Robert Whitenack, Daytona Cubs
Chapman P Kurt Yacko, Modesto (Rockies)
A
Keystone 1B Yazy Arbelo, South Bend (Diamondbacks)
Gordon OF Matt Crawford (also Mercer), Cedar Rapids (Angels)
Oneonta P Dave Filak, Rome Braves
Pitt-Bradford P Zach Foster, West Virginia (Pirates)
Pomona 1B Drew Hedman, Greenville (Red Sox)
Anderson OF Chris Jarrett, South Bend (Diamondbacks)
St. John Fisher P Dan Jurik, Rome Braves
Pomona SS James Kang, Greenville (Red Sox)
Albright P Casey Lawrence, Lansing (Blue Jays)
Emory 3B Frank Pfister, Dayton (Reds)
SHORT SEASON A
Tyler P Logan Chitwood, Vermont Lake (A's)
Concordia (Texas) P Michael Johnson, Brooklyn (Mets)
North Central (Ill.) 3B Nick Robinson, Lowell (Red Sox)
ROOKIE
McDaniel OF Harold Baines, Bristol White Sox
Cortland P Nicolas Blanco, AZL Royals
Illinois Wesleyan 3B Rob Cummings (also UC Santa Barbara), Bristol (White Sox)
North Park P Mike Giovenco, Burlington Royals
Cornell P Chris Handke, AZL Dodgers
Cal Lutheran 2B David Iden, AZL Dodgers
Wooster SS Matt Johnson, Bluefield Blue Jays
Keystone P Victor Lara, Missoula (Diamondbacks)
Denison P Aidan Lucas, Johnson City Cardinals
Mount St. Joseph P Steve Matre, AZL Dodgers
Neumann OF Gary Mitchell, AZL Angels
Keystone P Sean Murphy, AZL A's
Johns Hopkins P Andrew Pevsner, Ogden (Dodgers)
Piedmont P Spencer Shelton, Bristol White Sox
Whitewater P Ben Versnik, Pulaski Mariners
Trinity (Conn.) OF James Wood, Pulaski Mariners
Anderson OF Cody Young, Bluefield Orioles
FREE AGENT
Plymouth St. C Matt Tupman (also Mass-Lowell)
Oshkosh C Korey Feiner
Southern Maine P Tip Fairchild
Virginia Wesleyan P Chris Rivera
Oshkosh P Jack Taschner
Cal Lutheran P Jason Hirsh
Montclair P Corey Hamman
Oshkosh P Jarrod Washburn
RESTRICTED
Southern Maine SS Chris Burleson, Reds
