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Simon_Dumont
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doesnt everybody else think that would totally suck to get caught in an avalanche wearing that all white suit he is when he does the cliff, i mean nobody would ever find you.



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Jul 16 2004 12:20PM
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SwitchPollard
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True. That's why they are super careful in the BC, and repeatedly check the snowpack. You're right though, if that happened they would try to follow the trail of gear (skis, poles...) to locate him along with their beacons.
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Jul 16 2004 12:25PM
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murphski
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^dont you mean nobody would ever find you?
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Jul 16 2004 12:25PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
yeah, If youre going to be an imposter at leats talk in first person
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Jul 16 2004 1:28PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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wow you fucked that up man


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Jul 16 2004 10:21PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
stop swetting dumont



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Jul 16 2004 10:28PM
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bret
Posts: 2845 - Karma: 833
he's not trying to be a dumont imposter. his profile says he lives in tennessee.



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Jul 17 2004 1:11AM
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J.D.
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Yeah, he never claimed to be Dumont.

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Jul 17 2004 1:40AM
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trevorwoulddoit
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As for the avalanche scenario, just follow the trail of bling and rags to him. Dumont's pants might even work as flotation devices.



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Jul 17 2004 1:49AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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^i agree.....according to the newfoundlander his pants were 'extreme' so maybe they have extreme floaty devices


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Jul 17 2004 8:57AM
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Simon_Dumont
Posts: 147 - Karma: 10
^^ thanks guys



DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY, DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS, YOUR KILLING YOUR FATHER LARRY
Jul 17 2004 10:51AM
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daddy-o
Posts: 574 - Karma: 10
you fuggin faggots, fuk all ya''ll
Jul 17 2004 1:27PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
im sure they would spot out his bright pink ass covered in warm brown sticking out of a the snow.

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Jul 17 2004 3:38PM
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epimitheus
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simply stunning

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Jul 17 2004 6:21PM
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DynastarriderGP
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ha poop.



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Jul 17 2004 6:33PM
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itwasajoke
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how poopy would that be
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Jul 17 2004 7:14PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i'm sure you'd see that stupid orange hat he always wears under his helmet.

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Jul 17 2004 11:36PM
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dashboardvegeta
Posts: 131 - Karma: 10
ok theres no snow in nashville, no mtns, just country music and a big mall and hotel
Jul 18 2004 12:12AM
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CHARLES.BRONSON
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How tall is Dumont?
Jul 18 2004 1:00AM
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NMA
Posts: 314 - Karma: 37
Yeah, Dumont is super careful in the backcountry — digs a pit every ten feet. HAHAHA
Jul 18 2004 9:54AM
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triebby
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daddy-o and mommy you guys are messed up


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Jul 18 2004 10:19AM
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Matty.
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when u ski big mountain, u normally just ski the places that are avalanche safe that day and avoid avalanche zones

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Jul 18 2004 11:56AM
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