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SHORT SKIS SUCK

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vandersteeze
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Inb4 karma rape



Not only do you mess up the slopes
we know you are all dopes

Apr 5 2011 2:47AM
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ThaLorax
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Oh my god, what did I just listen to?
Apr 5 2011 3:07AM
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Jahrassicpark
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Ski Patrol Revisited, that the worst album name he could of thought of, and he sounds like Weird Al mixed with the lead singer from the Offspring
Apr 5 2011 3:09AM
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vandersteeze
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Ahahahah ^ that's actually quite accurate.

Im not sure if you have heard their other songs

They have one called

Unwanted binding release
Road closed
4x4 (4wd)
Liftline Pileup
Ski naked


pretty much all super rad
Apr 5 2011 12:25PM
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pink_squid
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WHERE CAN I BUY THESE HAHAHA
Apr 5 2011 12:25PM
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vandersteeze
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http://www.skimusic.com/
Apr 5 2011 12:40PM
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RunRich
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SHORT POLES SUCK

Apr 5 2011 1:01PM
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RICK_ROSS
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Apr 5 2011 1:09PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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let's all go blading.
Apr 5 2011 3:42PM
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Daydreaming
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So apparently it's 1992 again.

As more of a big mountain oriented skier myself I prefer long skis. I disagree that short skis suck. It's people who are lazy at skiing that suck.
Apr 5 2011 3:53PM
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myster3
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short people suck

Apr 5 2011 4:00PM
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ThaLorax
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but we have lower centers of gravity so we own you in skiing. plus, we make the same jumps looks bigger.
Apr 5 2011 7:36PM
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t3hb055
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master fucking reasoning right here man.
Apr 5 2011 7:41PM
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TannerBalls
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Apr 5 2011 7:44PM
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ThaLorax
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i just stared at that for a good minute
Apr 5 2011 10:27PM
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GuerillaInDaMist
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shorts skis suck, long skis truck.
Apr 5 2011 11:43PM
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