i texted my dealer today and said i wanted to pick up 1 gram of the illegal drug marijuana. but what i actually said was 1 ounce, because im a dumbass and make mistakes like that. despite my efforts to correct myself, he is now telling me that i own him $200 and i must pay, that a deal is a deal that that is that. i have about $30 put together, which is not enough for an ounce.
fuck.