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Zombies

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yamahabdv
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Does anyone else wish zombies were real? it would make daily life so much more exciting!
Mar 29 2011 1:55AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
Many people would die. Do you love your grandmother? because she sure as hell isn't fast enough to get away.
Mar 29 2011 1:58AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
lol, timmi, this might be the first post of yours in NSG i've seen you take seriously.
Mar 29 2011 2:07AM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
It would make things a lot more interesting thats for sure. And it might be cool for a while if you were surviving and slayin zombies, but inevitably people I care about would die/be zombies and that would suck. Quality of life would drop, and odds are it would be a horrific world if you survived.
Mar 29 2011 2:39AM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
http://hatsproductions.com/organtrail.html


if you REALLY love zombies
Mar 29 2011 9:22AM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
i sat down and played for like 20 minutes, good game hah
Mar 29 2011 9:37AM
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Bi-ShredinalGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 321
depends.. are we talking zombieland zombies or nazi zombies?
Mar 29 2011 9:47AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
slow zombies and enough shotgun shells will make my day
Mar 29 2011 9:51AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
chyeah, and no daywalkers, they should burn in the lights + every citizen should be granted a substantial ammount of ammo/day
Mar 29 2011 10:10AM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3226 - Karma: 1,078
shotgun at my side. .308 for when there coming at you so you can drop em 200 yards out
Mar 29 2011 10:12AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
and as a last resort a minigun with unlimited ammo :)
Mar 29 2011 10:13AM
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PBRasap
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 326
I've been having crazy zombie dreams lately. In one of them i had to kill my family. ( so so so horrible) in another one i was fucking zombies up. Found a super huge lifted dodge truck with a brush guard and some other shit and just bulldozed them. Yeah... I have interesting dreams...
Mar 29 2011 11:00AM
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SONlC
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
I always think about this and how awesome it would be but then I realize that it would probably suck ass. No, it would definitely suck ass. I read the zombie survival guide though so I think I'm pretty well prepared. I suggest you all do the same just in case.
Mar 29 2011 1:09PM
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BlakeLively
Posts: 663 - Karma: 656
if it has unlimited ammo... why is it a last resort?
Mar 29 2011 1:17PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
because if you hunt zombies, you will need an shotgun to impress the chicks... the shotgun isnt unlimited so youll need a minigun if youre out off shotgun shells.
Mar 29 2011 1:26PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
i want the retarded slow walking zombies so i can just go out with a baseball bat and have fun for a few hours

Mar 29 2011 1:27PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
fuck shotguns. give me a baseball bat and let me at'm

this is, of course, provided we're talking about your everyday, mindless, slow moving zombie that goes down after a whack or two. not any type of super zombie that hides in the shadows and moves like the wind. cause in that case, we're all fucked.

oh, and lets have a limited number of them. i gotta fucking sleep sometime
Mar 29 2011 1:32PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
described my thoughts exactly
Mar 29 2011 1:34PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
because even a minigun becomes boring after some time...

so you use a vast array of weapons/tools to kill for fun, and then when it really gets gnarly you can trade in your chainsaw/shotgun for something that can do the job perfectly :)
Mar 29 2011 1:43PM
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Toonoman
Posts: 265 - Karma: 20
I'm already hunter zombies daily with me bff Max!
Mar 29 2011 1:58PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
No. However if there was an apocaplypse, I wouldn't mind it being zombies because then at least I'd have a chance for survival.
Mar 29 2011 2:03PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
they'd make good population control, there's too many outta shape people in this world
Mar 29 2011 2:05PM
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Toonoman
Posts: 265 - Karma: 20
you'd still have a good chance of survival if you just follow the rules from columbus:)
Mar 29 2011 2:22PM
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yamahabdv
Posts: 101 - Karma: 18
Yeah it would suck losing friends and family, and the zombies would have to be the slow dumb ones
Mar 29 2011 4:25PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
if youre family and friends are caught by dumb slow zombies they arent family/friend worthy
Mar 29 2011 4:27PM
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