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Dodgeball team name?

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oldirtypatstard
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alright, so every year my school has a dodgeball tournament and that time has come again. last year, my team, the "Neverland Ranch Hands" placed 4th and were looking to do better again this year. but to do that i think its time for a name change...
who's got any good, school appropriate, team names??
Mar 28 2011 4:03PM
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jimmer
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some friends had a team called "off constantly" cause the thought of other teams saying "we need to beat off constantly" was lolz
Mar 28 2011 8:50PM
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Kapital
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My left ball

Simple and Sweet
Mar 28 2011 8:57PM
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11..11
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my schoolis doing the same thing..

1. The cincinatti Bowties

2. FBGM$$$ (fuck bitches get money)

3. The Alaskin pipeline

4. the arabian facemasks

Mar 28 2011 9:05PM
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jamers
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team gnarwhal! or gnarkill!
Mar 28 2011 9:09PM
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blackoutbill
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Or the Master Debaters
Mar 28 2011 9:46PM
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Mac_and_STEEZE
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donkey punchers!!!!
"come from behind, go for the head hot!"
Mar 28 2011 9:49PM
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3-6-steeze
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Ball grabbers, no, Tornadoes!

seriously, be the "sexdads"
Mar 28 2011 9:56PM
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dat_ski_dude
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big petes house of munch

tuskegee keg standers

Mar 28 2011 9:59PM
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oldirtypatstard
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all of these are fucking great but i might use fixa fitta, which in sweedish means get pussy, because we have a sweedish exchange student on our team
Mar 28 2011 10:09PM
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WBY
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the STD's Super Traveling Dodgeballers that is..
Not my teams name but a friend of mines.
Mar 28 2011 10:10PM
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oldirtypatstard
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also. were getting shirts with cats on them
Mar 28 2011 10:12PM
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VT_FLO
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team blue balls

the nutty shotters


Mar 28 2011 10:13PM
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VT_FLO
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Actually back in high school my dodgeball team name was 'The Big L's' we didn't like to move around a lot and thus got out in the 2nd round
Mar 28 2011 10:13PM
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yamahabdv
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the mighty fighting rainbow trout
Mar 29 2011 1:49AM
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JStrathern
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FREDDY!!!
Mar 29 2011 8:10AM
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jjdsteeze
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this was my team last year hahah.  we made awesome brown cutoff shirts
Mar 29 2011 8:35AM
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oldirtypatstard
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nevermind... the damn sweeden kid is going to a wiz khalifa concert... FUCK WIZ KHALIFA
Mar 29 2011 9:17PM
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WakeBakeFapNap
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the Globo Gym Purple Cobras
Mar 29 2011 10:10PM
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Zimmerman
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Jones BBQ and Foot Massage
Mar 29 2011 11:15PM
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cgibbs2
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off little boys would be funnier

we beat off little boys
Mar 30 2011 12:07AM
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matthew.
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Victorious Secret
7 Jerks and 1 squirt
Blood Bath and Beyond

Mar 30 2011 12:15AM
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oldirtypatstard
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off little boys..... ahhahahahahahahhaa
Mar 30 2011 8:03AM
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WakaShocka
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the.....balll....dodgers....yea
Mar 30 2011 10:01AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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how have i not seen this before...
Apr 7 2011 1:08AM
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oldirtypatstard
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meow
Apr 17 2011 9:10PM
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JStrathern
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Whoever reccomended "You Owe Me One," I named my team that and we came in third. Next year we will take the crown.
Apr 18 2011 10:09AM
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TechnoPotamus
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Thugrats

Menace to Sobriety
Apr 18 2011 10:10AM
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Mr.Huck
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The Swollen Testes

Baller Status
Apr 18 2011 10:45AM
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sol-JAH.boi
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the penetrators
Apr 18 2011 11:02AM
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ALaw
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The twa trockers
Apr 18 2011 11:13AM
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Pipe_Munky
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Sex Panthers
Apr 18 2011 12:37PM
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tyleroo
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threads, these are all great haha
Apr 18 2011 12:58PM
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eastcoastplanker
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for intermural basketball one year we had slippery when wet and the next we had shooting blanks
Apr 18 2011 5:29PM
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oldirtypatstard
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thanks everyone for the help but the tournaments over now haha but keep the names coming. these are hilarious
Apr 20 2011 10:43AM
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