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Worst Interruptions-has this happened to you?

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OurSlenderFriend
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I was about to hit an urban rail today (literally popping onto it) when a dipshit instructor (who had obviously never seen a park before) started screaming something about my helmet at me. I fell on my ass and nearly dislocated my knee and shoulder. So I wanna know, has something like this ever happened to you guys?
Mar 25 2011 10:47PM
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SkiThe603
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Yes, i got up and just kept skiing, or i bitched them out.
Mar 25 2011 10:48PM
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broto
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one time a liftee came over to the bottom of the park where a few people were hiking a box and said we couldn't hike and should take runs instead because he had gotten "complaints" (who complains to a fuckin liftee?) that where we were clicking in was too close to the next rail up. i was like no, we're fine where we are, i can hike if i want to.
Mar 25 2011 10:50PM
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OurSlenderFriend
Posts: 124 - Karma: 10
I flipped him off, then snake'd him on my next lap
Mar 25 2011 10:51PM
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Chompo.
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I had my iPhone jamming on my earbuds in the middle of a comp. slope style run... proceeded to pick up and stomp the last jump while on the phone.
Mar 25 2011 10:55PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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wait, you lap urban features? Im confused.
Mar 25 2011 10:57PM
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Schlop
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I 5'd a small jump halfway through grouse's park, and as I was spotting my landing I saw some fucking idiot snowboarding through the landing. I narrowly avoided him but bitched him out hard
Mar 25 2011 10:59PM
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OurSlenderFriend
Posts: 124 - Karma: 10
it was urban-style-ish
Mar 25 2011 11:04PM
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OurSlenderFriend
Posts: 124 - Karma: 10
not the typ of interruption i was referring to but it does count i guess
Mar 25 2011 11:05PM
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.Duncan.
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why would you get distracted and look away when you are popping on?

Mar 25 2011 11:15PM
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cobra_commander
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you have ski instructors in the city?
Mar 25 2011 11:18PM
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OurSlenderFriend
Posts: 124 - Karma: 10

when someone screams at you at the top of their lungs right next to you, you look. Don't say you wouldn't, because we both know it'd be bullshit if you do.

Mar 25 2011 11:19PM
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P.opsicle
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No it's not, People can get so in the zone that they don't hear anything around them.
Mar 26 2011 12:01AM
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OurSlenderFriend
Posts: 124 - Karma: 10
read the thread before posting, man
Mar 26 2011 12:04AM
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OurSlenderFriend
Posts: 124 - Karma: 10

"People" being the operative word here.
This thread has shifted topic. Back to EVERYONE ELSE's interruptions, not critics of mine.

Mar 26 2011 12:05AM
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DUKES
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urban?
Mar 26 2011 12:10AM
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OurSlenderFriend
Posts: 124 - Karma: 10

they took the handrail off some stairs and stuck it in snow. good enough?

(of course that's not actually what it was but thats the simplest definition I can give you.)

Mar 26 2011 12:16AM
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MANDER
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I was about to hit this fine chick today (literally popping into it) when her dipshit boyfriend (who had obviously never seen a normal sized penis) started screaming something about his girlfriend at me. She fell down on top of my boner nearly dislocating it. So I wanna know, has something like this ever happened to you guys?
Mar 26 2011 12:30AM
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OurSlenderFriend
Posts: 124 - Karma: 10

And I was all like

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

but still, back to the original topic, minus my description SNAFU.

Mar 26 2011 12:33AM
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lanny94
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 165

simon has

Mar 26 2011 1:23AM
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lanny94
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shit

Mar 26 2011 1:24AM
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lanny94
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3rd times the charm?

Mar 26 2011 1:25AM
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OurSlenderFriend
Posts: 124 - Karma: 10
simon has...?
Mar 26 2011 1:25AM
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lanny94
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i quit i fail at life
Mar 26 2011 1:25AM
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OurSlenderFriend
Posts: 124 - Karma: 10

wait what just happened.

Mar 26 2011 1:26AM
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lanny94
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i tried posting the video of simon eating shit cause he got distracted from the flash of the camera
Mar 26 2011 1:42AM
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OurSlenderFriend
Posts: 124 - Karma: 10
oh. im more interested in what happened to YOU
Mar 26 2011 1:51AM
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Elmo.
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yea its so gay. i usually concentrate on the rail when im hitting the rail but then after i bitch the guy out or something... this happens a lot at my small hill
Mar 26 2011 11:06AM
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monkatizer
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at a competition one time i was hauling ass up to a jump gonna do a 5 or somthin and right before i got to the jump the announcer dude dropped the microphone and it sounded like a gunshot through the speakers and i was startled so bad i bacicly turned sideways in the air and landed on my face
Mar 26 2011 11:13AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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probably his iphone/ipod touch
Mar 26 2011 11:19AM
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EastCoastSkiier
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What's the link?
Mar 26 2011 3:13PM
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Craze
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I ski a small hill, which means tons of distractions. I use to try and ignore them now i just land on people if there on landings. Took out a snowboarder once after landing a 7, didnt even try to slow down i just plowed straight through him while bitching him out. It happens all the time, people just dont know park manners. Sooo you got to teach them.
Mar 26 2011 3:55PM
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[evan]
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I was about to hit a rail and as I'm riding up to it some old guy and his kids start skiing right next to me and if I had jumped onto the rail I would've hit their knees so I just clicked out and hiked back up.
Mar 26 2011 3:57PM
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kingskier
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well it was the cause of a gaper that interrupted my landing, but last year i was just about to land when i discovered there were moguls in the landing!?!?! they had not been theyre the day before but fucking gapers turning down the landing made me eat shit
Mar 26 2011 4:20PM
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steevner
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This thread fucking sucks.
Mar 26 2011 5:48PM
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futurespin
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I was mid switch double cork 12 blunt and my girlfriend threw a snowball at me and hit me in the head... Needless to say I fell hard but she thought it was funny.
Mar 26 2011 6:23PM
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OurSlenderFriend
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then don't post in it yo
Mar 26 2011 7:24PM
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OurSlenderFriend
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I prefer smacking them in the back of the head with my poles until they learn to stay out of my way
Mar 26 2011 7:25PM
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monkatizer
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hate when that happens!
Mar 26 2011 7:26PM
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J.J.M
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like this?

https://newschoolers.com/ns/content/viewvideo/id/403491/member_id/146769/
Mar 26 2011 7:45PM
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OurSlenderFriend
Posts: 124 - Karma: 10
ooh sick burrn
Mar 26 2011 7:54PM
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CousinEddie
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win
Mar 26 2011 8:36PM
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207
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I thought the op was about jacking off or something
Mar 26 2011 9:01PM
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cobra_commander
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a down rail that you need to hop on to does not qualify as urban.
Mar 26 2011 9:05PM
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OurSlenderFriend
Posts: 124 - Karma: 10
We're over this already, excuse my lack of the power of explanation, apparently I'm not as gifted as some. Tell a story or don't post, this wasn't supposed to be about my lack of vocabulary.
Mar 26 2011 9:09PM
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Sitch.
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i loled!
Mar 26 2011 9:31PM
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AWALLRUS.
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my friend and I were biking in the woods and i decided to hit a steep kinda rocky drop thing that dropped on to a trail. i was about to go and some fucking hobo with a fishing rod and a cooler comes out of nowhere and starts trying to talk me out of it and tells me its a stupid idea. i tell him i'll be fine and start to go. right after i set my feet on the peddles he yells DONT DO IT! he phsyked me out but i still did it just fine, but almost hit him because he was standing right where i was trying to go. he told me i was lucky and i could only do it so many times before i killed myself
Mar 26 2011 9:45PM
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dkilgoreNH
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how were you hitting urban and there was an instructor

Mar 26 2011 10:38PM
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SPskier543
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I was about to huck a small/medium cliff drop and some guy started screaming at me. Thinking there was something in the landing or an avy or something, I tried to stop but I had to much momentum. I gouged up my skis really bad on some rocks at the top and lost my balance and fell the 12 or 15 ft into pretty dense snow and landed on my shoulder. Turns out the guy wasnt talking to me, but his son who was farther up the run and I didn't see him.
Mar 26 2011 10:44PM
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tall_t
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once i was gonna pop a huge nollie off this jump then a noob when on the table and in the landing, so i had to tuen and huck the table

Mar 26 2011 10:49PM
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tall_t
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i also remember another one. a classic gaper cut off. i was going full speed to overshoot a rail, and a noob had fallen at the bottom of the rail, so i nearly squashed him.
Mar 26 2011 10:52PM
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