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Sooo my room mates crazy...

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Lé.Skiing
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ok sooo  anyone here ever had to deal with someone that has 8 different personalities all rolled into one?   I honestly think my life could be an entertaining tv show cause of this guy...  like just now he's all by himself and he just told himself to "stop pointing at me"...   soooo... should I be amused or concerned.  also at other times I've been woken up in the mornings he's just killing himself laughing.  it gets so bad sometimes I cant even concentrate on masterbation.  help?/ comments?    I cant kick him out either.   so i guess I'm making this to tell the world about how awesome it is to have 8 different room mates in one? 

Mar 25 2011 6:45PM
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Lé.Skiing
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well im not sure has 8 different personalitites but thats what i've been told from his family.
Mar 25 2011 6:46PM
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soulskier
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who's talking to themselves now?
Mar 25 2011 6:47PM
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J.DUKE
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well, freak him out with your "8 personalities"


as in fake it till he freaks
Mar 25 2011 6:48PM
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austinvt
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my friends roommate went crazy and had all theses porn pages torn out of mags n cut them up into wierd shapes all over his room. He liit a fire on his bed and was screaming satanic words and cut himself open in each armpit to let the evil spirits out.
Mar 25 2011 6:51PM
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-ROY-
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stop providing him with drugs
Mar 25 2011 6:55PM
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Lé.Skiing
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me and a bunch of my friend always mess with him no one will have said anything in a while and he will say something like yah I dunno probably out of no where! and we're all like what? and he'll predend like he never said anything.. but I think its cause he hears people talking to him...  and yah one day he was in his room by himself and pretty sure he was just laying in bed and he was like " NOOO its all your fucking fault"  I should almost make a video and youtube it but i dont want to in case his family gets mad at me for being a dick?  but who knows

Mar 25 2011 6:55PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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tell secrets to one of his personalities and see if his others know about it.

and see if you can summon some of the personalities you like, like call out for insane serial killer mike instead of gay pedo bear mike.

and ask who that guy was who just left the room, because hell think that one of his personalities is a real person.
Mar 25 2011 6:57PM
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Lé.Skiing
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i don't he honestly is a schistzo...   I have caught him doing drugs and told him not to anymore.. lol i dont like hard drugs in my house.. only pot.. and shrooms.. and thats about it..
Mar 25 2011 6:59PM
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Norred
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The truth is, you don't really have a roommate. This is all in your head...I think you should see someone about it.
Mar 25 2011 6:59PM
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Lé.Skiing
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I dunno all my friends can see him.. unless this is just like that movie shutter island.. lol
Mar 25 2011 7:01PM
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japanada
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-Charge each one of them rent
-Your rent become free
-Spend the money on hookers and blow, Charlie Sheen style.
Mar 25 2011 7:05PM
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-ROY-
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ha sounds like a weirdo
Mar 25 2011 7:11PM
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JacheOReally
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you jerk off around him?
Mar 25 2011 7:25PM
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Lé.Skiing
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no I'm usually in my bedroohis dick out and went to touch one of my friends on them... he whiped his cock out and went to touch them with it.. that was the day he almost lost his life.. lol
Mar 25 2011 7:28PM
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.Apex.
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move, before you get killed in your sleep.
Mar 25 2011 7:29PM
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squibble
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just wait till he goes catatonic and then leave him on the steps of a psyc ward
Mar 25 2011 7:31PM
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wolf.
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that sounds pretty gnarly! The armpit thing sounds incredibly painful though
Mar 25 2011 7:36PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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He sounds like a pretty funny guy, except for the whole cock part. Wtf?

These people arent common and are totally different then the modern culture, keep him around while you can.
Mar 25 2011 7:44PM
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Lé.Skiing
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the best is when he replies to the TV when its not talking about him or to him.. lol  He just told the tv to go to hell.. lol  and then replied with "what the fuck do you expect"....  priceless
Mar 25 2011 7:48PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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hahah i would be laughing my ass off around this guy.
Mar 25 2011 7:50PM
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Lé.Skiing
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hahaha  oh my god.. if only you guys could hear i shit i hear on a daily basis.. this is just the tip of the iceberg...  he just called his TV racist...
Mar 25 2011 7:53PM
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japanada
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Start a blog/you tube vids/thread here on NS.
Mar 26 2011 9:20AM
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JibbinTheEAST
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my schistzo neighbour put his head in a table saw to get the voices out...

pro tip: dont keep power tools handy
Mar 26 2011 10:01AM
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Lé.Skiing
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thanks for the tip about powertools.. lol but I was just sitting here on the couch playing ghostbusters when he randomly says "what'd ya say buddy?" i was like "I didnt say anything?" he replied with "fucking whisperin and shit"
Mar 26 2011 11:00AM
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