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Invisibility for a day

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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
What would you do if you could be invisible for one whole day?
Mar 19 2011 11:42PM
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lgski
Posts: 1832 - Karma: 2,291

maybe watch tv... play xbox

Mar 19 2011 11:43PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
just go through life fucking with people i know
Mar 19 2011 11:43PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
pay 200 bucks if i was guaranteed to be invisible
Mar 19 2011 11:44PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Steal a shitload of money, poke people, and look at naked women.
Mar 19 2011 11:44PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
Posts: 2033 - Karma: 1,607
200 hundred dollars for every pair of boobies you ever wanted to see? seems cheap to me.
Mar 19 2011 11:46PM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
womens locker room... someone had to say it.
Mar 19 2011 11:46PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
Mess with people I know, fight crime...and if I was feeling evil maybe scare people into paying me. Like start moving stuff in front of people and telling them they must pay me $100 to leave them alone haha.
Mar 19 2011 11:47PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
im banking on the scientist whos selling me it being a little slow
Mar 19 2011 11:48PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
grab boobies, surprise makeout with wimmenz, scare people, sneak around, do other shit of the ilk.
Mar 19 2011 11:49PM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
Be the biggest pervert possible, there's some bangin chicks I wouldn't mind seeing in the nude, I would also screw with everybody, throw stuff at them, whisper in their ear etc...
Mar 19 2011 11:51PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
oh wow i fail. id go to north korea, punch kim jong il in the face, scream ALLAH AKBAR and catch a flight back in time to rip melanie iglesias's clothes off
Mar 19 2011 11:52PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
this hahhaa
Mar 19 2011 11:53PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
also, sneak on to an airplane and have some fun in the EU!
Mar 19 2011 11:55PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
fly to LA and camp in various actress's showers with my invisible camera. then open my own celeb nudes website and make profit
Mar 19 2011 11:58PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
bahahaha best idea yet.
Mar 19 2011 11:59PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
Posts: 951 - Karma: 119
pants people during assembly
Mar 20 2011 12:01AM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
fuck bitchs get money and ruin a couple peoples days
Mar 20 2011 12:01AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
i'd also run around with a boner and poke women with it
Mar 20 2011 12:05AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675

hi

i would sneak onto a plane to denver, and then sneak onto a bus to boulder.

Mar 20 2011 12:07AM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,354
I Want to marry you.
Mar 20 2011 12:09AM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
I would drive cars around and crash them all over
Mar 20 2011 12:11AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
Titty Fuck Jessica Simpson, and surprise buttsecks with hot ladies, maybe throw in some surprise vaginal sex too
Mar 20 2011 12:12AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
totally fuck with people. but not even to scare them, just to make them think wtf? like push books out of their hands or trip them. not going to lie, i'd probably rob a bank, too, but i don't think i'd spy on naked women. i can get naked women right now, and have it be consentual, so why bother being a peeping tom? im not going to rape someone, so if i can hook up with a chick and have her like me like i can phoreelz, that's better than just checking out a naked chick, you know? unless i was in hollywood and could spy on someone like jessica alba or megan fox, but that's too much effort. get money, have a few laughs, and when the invisibility wore off i'd act like i just won the lotto and buy some cool ass stuff.

oh shit, just thought of a new thing to do. sabotage casinos. just spill chips everywhere and create mass chaos..
Mar 20 2011 12:13AM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
...the place and cause chaos
Mar 20 2011 12:13AM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
Imagine the the looks on the girls faces when they are being surprised fucked. EPIC
Mar 20 2011 12:15AM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
walk around nude all day.
Mar 20 2011 12:17AM
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pinhead_larry
Posts: 891 - Karma: 20
Sig'd
Mar 20 2011 12:18AM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
The quote in your sig would be funnier if it didn't say "(on the topic of being invisible)".
Mar 20 2011 12:24AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
How about MILFs?
Mar 20 2011 12:26AM
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Chupacabraj
Posts: 798 - Karma: 40
oh where to begin? well first id sneak out and mess with people, drink a bit, sneak into clubs and othe mischief. :)
Mar 20 2011 12:39AM
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JibtasticAvenger
Posts: 214 - Karma: 16
i would sneak into the girls dorm next to mine film the hot chicks dulpicate the film then sell it
Mar 20 2011 12:45AM
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trettzilla
Posts: 931 - Karma: 29
i see what you did there
Mar 20 2011 12:46AM
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JTL
Posts: 2275 - Karma: 338
i would make ppl think they were going crazy. like move shit when they werent looking
Mar 20 2011 12:49AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
it's still rape if you're invisible
Mar 20 2011 12:50AM
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Chupacabraj
Posts: 798 - Karma: 40
that would also work good on people with elsheimers
Mar 20 2011 12:54AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
True, I wouldn't have enough balls anyways, I was just trying to impress my fellow newschoolers, in all honesty I think I would be too overwhelmed that I wouldn't have time for rape
Mar 20 2011 1:01AM
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Wesley.P
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 89
Not if you yell SURPRISE!!!!
Mar 20 2011 1:01AM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 460
lots and lots of porn.

Mar 20 2011 1:08AM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
girls would probably be into being raped by an invisible dude they wouldnt even know they were being raped
Mar 20 2011 1:08AM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
i didnt mean to quote there my brain subconciously shortcutted by hitting quote instead of scroling to the bottom
Mar 20 2011 1:10AM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312
id do whatever i wanted to fucking do. if i wanted to fuck a tree, id fuck a tree. if i wanted to eat a cat, id eat a pussy.
Mar 20 2011 1:12AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
they would know that something shaped like a penis was in and around their butthole. i doubt they'd just assume it was a poo poo and keep on living
Mar 20 2011 1:13AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
yeah and that load i just blasted her on the face was some bird crapping.
Mar 20 2011 1:15AM
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AR7rider.
Posts: 261 - Karma: 16
but would your load be invisible??
Mar 20 2011 1:19AM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
well ya gotta gettem all lubed up, make them want that invisible weener in their bums
Mar 20 2011 1:20AM
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Talacious[Tally]
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 189
I would cause unbelievable amounts of trouble
Mar 20 2011 1:20AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Description not neede
Mar 20 2011 1:23AM
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