I hate hummers, and the ignorant selfish people that drive them. Therefore, I have decided to piss them off. Here's my plan: I will print flyers that say something like this: 'I'm sure you are aware that our great nation is currently suffering from a minute oil surplus. I would like to thank you for your commitment of depleting this horrible resource as soon as possible. I'm sure that if you keep driving your Hummer, you will be rewarded with higher gas prices, as well as aomendment from George dubyuh himself.'
I will put these flyers under the windshield wipers of hummers. At the end of the flyer, it will read 'there's just one more thing...' and under the flyer there will be a sticker on the windshield that says FUCK YOU!
'kind of like semen covered breasts???'
-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.