...that I haven't skied in two and a half years.
So, I guess it's time to hit the slopes this weekend as the spring snow is slushing along nicely and I have time, money and interest once again to invest in our lovely recreational activity. SO!!!!
My skis and equipment are eight years old and uncenter-mounted, unkempt and my clothing is fashionably from 2004.
My best tricks in my "glory days" were a sloppy 540 and a Sw unnatural 270 on a low rail setup.
I used to weigh 116 lbs, now I weigh 170 so even my DINs are wrong and I feel like a newbie already.
How will I fare in the eyes today's young skiers? Will I be able to rise to the high standards and expectations of modern two-plankers or will I end up sobbing silently in the bistro corner while drowning my sorrows in the soggy half-assed fries? Only time will tell (or possibly pictures and video, who knows). I don't know. Do you?
Here is me petting a stray cat in Riga, Latvia when I could have been skiing.