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Just got drug tested.

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Lolocaust.
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My parents accused me of smoking Meth. Im 15. Told them to drug test me. I passed. Anyways I was going to take a piss in the cup and I couldnt. It took me like 10 minutes haha. Coolstorybro.
Mar 14 2011 7:34PM
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GayWolf420
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Who the fuck accuses their child of smoking meth?
Mar 14 2011 7:35PM
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RubberSoul
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id assume you were kidding but a lot of people do have batshit crazy parents.. meth huh
Mar 14 2011 7:35PM
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E.C.
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your parents thought you on meth for what reason?

do you have anger issues or soething?
Mar 14 2011 7:35PM
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malonius_funk
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sounds like you have more important things to deal with other than making this pointless thread on NS, like maybe dealing with the whole parent/meth situation, just throwing that out there
Mar 14 2011 7:36PM
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cwillygood
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your parents might be on meth..just saying
Mar 14 2011 7:37PM
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SkiThe603
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you are either a huge fuck up or your parents are retards, or both, probably both
Mar 14 2011 7:37PM
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buddychaps
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My theory is that you actually smoke meth
Mar 14 2011 7:39PM
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Arabian.
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Are you skinny, hyperactive, unclean, twitchy, and hallucinating?

Well then you're probably just a normal teen lol.
Mar 14 2011 7:41PM
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Lolocaust.
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Well the reason why I was accused of meth is because some dickhead went on my Facebook and told everyone im selling, using, and dealing narcotics. (And Meth). My cousin saw and told my stepmom. My stepmom is in a divorce with my dad and she was going to use the Facebook incident in order to help her win custody of my little brothers. And to keep me away from them. Shes a fucking worthless slut. I hate her... Anyways I dont do Meth and the reason why I went and got tested is to prove her wrong if she tries to use it in court.
Mar 14 2011 7:42PM
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Winston_Smith
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if you ever need urine just give me a call ;)
Mar 14 2011 7:43PM
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You-Japanese-dog
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haha my parents accused me of smoking weed because they found one of my friends cigars lol they thought it was a joint

i told them to drug test me but they didnt

Mar 14 2011 7:43PM
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malonius_funk
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your step mom sounds like a.....
Mar 14 2011 7:44PM
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Lolocaust.
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 512
Dirty Cunt? Yeah. Im stuffing a banana in her exhaust this weekend to release my teenage angst. Hahaha. Thattl show her.
Mar 14 2011 7:45PM
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RudyGarmisch
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So what drugs are you on.
Mar 14 2011 7:46PM
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CluckaChuck
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hahahaahahah mad fucking props
Mar 14 2011 7:48PM
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garrettwiz
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cock
Mar 14 2011 7:49PM
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bluehouseskis
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Um no it won't. That'll just cost you car repair bills.
Mar 14 2011 7:51PM
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SeanTom
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Mar 14 2011 7:51PM
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cwillygood
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banana in her exhaust haha
Mar 14 2011 7:53PM
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MNS
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just saying, you post a ridiculous amount
Mar 14 2011 8:05PM
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Lolocaust.
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Um yes it will. i dont live with her and she wouldnt know it was me.
Mar 14 2011 8:09PM
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SCB_
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that a boy!
Mar 14 2011 8:11PM
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jamers
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dude, nah put a potato in! thats way better than a bannana
Mar 14 2011 8:15PM
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Lolocaust.
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 512
Yessirr. Im gonna film it and the reaction of said prank.
Mar 14 2011 8:15PM
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Lolocaust.
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Yessirr. Im gonna film it and the reaction of said prank.
Mar 14 2011 8:15PM
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ISellMeth
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Then post for our enjoyment?
Mar 14 2011 8:32PM
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soulskier
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how does one pass a drug test? i suppose it depends on what you're reasons are
Mar 14 2011 8:34PM
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soulskier
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*your, seriously man. get your shit together
Mar 14 2011 8:35PM
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Dylan_
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mar 14 2011 8:35PM
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.frenchy
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Hahahha your parents must really love you.. haha jokes, your stepmom sounds like a bitch.
Mar 14 2011 8:41PM
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Rockhound
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cunt
Mar 14 2011 8:45PM
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bluehouseskis
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oh thier ya go.


Still not very nice. :(
Mar 14 2011 9:14PM
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artfullydodged
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great icon.

Why do your parents think youre smoking meth? that might be the most ridiculous accusation i've ever heard.
Mar 14 2011 9:15PM
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Davy.Crockett
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god i though that was going to be really dirty
Mar 14 2011 9:18PM
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Mr.DarthVader
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My momy loves me (:
Mar 14 2011 9:19PM
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yeahno
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this is funny shit
Mar 14 2011 9:20PM
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Afeld
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picture semi-realted

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Mar 14 2011 9:20PM
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monkatizer
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WOW. thats a bit complicated, what a dick cousin!
Mar 14 2011 9:21PM
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spoNge
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post a video
Mar 14 2011 9:34PM
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garrettdini
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HHHHAAAAAWWWWWWTTTT.
Mar 14 2011 9:39PM
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ndye
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Parents these days, someone says you are doing meth, and suddenly they ask you if you are doing meth.
Mar 14 2011 10:10PM
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Lolocaust.
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there shall be a Video.
Mar 14 2011 10:13PM
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S.C
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you must be a pretty messed up child if your rents think you're on meth...
Mar 14 2011 10:14PM
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POHTAYDO
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I know a kid whos parents drug test him every day when he comes home. No joke.
Mar 14 2011 10:24PM
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Lolocaust.
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Read the fucking quotes and description bro.
Mar 14 2011 10:27PM
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skier_boy26
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don't say no, say no thank you
Mar 14 2011 10:28PM
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Balto
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drug test them back
set it up so they fail
give test to boss
get parents fired
see who has last laugh
Mar 14 2011 10:33PM
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bluehouseskis
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.
Mar 14 2011 10:50PM
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Lolocaust.
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.
Mar 14 2011 10:51PM
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Sam.Carson
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hahah thats funny. way to rub it in your parents face cause thats exactly what i would do if they accused me of something i didnt do. congrats on passing it though
Mar 14 2011 10:54PM
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