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Mind is obliberated

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Daoust
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DONT SKIP TO THE BOTTOM

Choose a number between 1-10

Now multiply that number by 9

Now take the two digits of that number and add them together.

Now subtract 5 from your number.

Now pick the letter that correspondes with your number. Like 1=a, 2=b, 3=c, etc

Now pick a country that starts with your letter.


Now take the last letter of your country and pick an animal that starts with that letter.


Lastly pick a fruit that starts with the last letter in the animals name.























Did you chose Denmark, kangaroo, orange?
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Mar 13 2011 1:21AM
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Hansel.
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Democratic republic of the Congo, Octopus, Star fruit.
Mar 13 2011 1:22AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Raspberry, now fuck off.

Most countries names end with A, D, O or K, except in very rare cases, as in Equador. All the previous math is bullshit, its just shit to confuse you.
Mar 13 2011 1:24AM
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jeR.
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haha denmark, koala, apple
Mar 13 2011 1:34AM
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eldridge
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repost
Mar 13 2011 1:38AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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lol, i did pick denmark, kangaroo oranges. statistics are fun!
Mar 13 2011 1:42AM
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skier_boy26
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repost

and

dominican republic, camel, lemon


the reason why this seems to work is pretty easy. The "math" section always yields 4, which would correspond to "D," or "duh." Most people are most familiar with Denmark as beginning with D (only a few countries start with D). Only a few animals that most people know start with K, and kangaroo is probably the most obvious (that, and Koala). O... Orange is pretty much the only fruit that starts with that letter (I can only think of olive as a common alternative), so that outcome is obvious.

Nothing special here. Move along.
Mar 13 2011 1:47AM
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Davy.Crockett
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mega repost

i dont remember what i got its in the other thread
Mar 13 2011 3:04AM
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wait.what
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Repost...
Mar 13 2011 3:43AM
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Bonzalo
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lolwut...
Canada, Alligator and RASPBERRY.
Mar 13 2011 4:19AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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Italy, Yellow Jacket, Tomato
Mar 13 2011 4:19AM
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skithesprings
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Darfur, Rhinoceros, Starfruit.
Mar 13 2011 5:58AM
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skier_boy26
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Darfur isn't a country.

And if you came up with Italy (or any "I" country), you might need to go back to elementary school and learn some math, else fail and beg for cock the rest of your life.
Mar 13 2011 6:01AM
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ndye
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nigeria apple elderberry... F U
Mar 13 2011 10:13AM
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marsh.
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haha denmark koala apple
Mar 13 2011 10:36AM
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skiblandford
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ha ha i got Denmark, Kangaroo, and REPOST
Mar 13 2011 10:38AM
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skiblandford
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yeah there is spossed to be a top to that bus right??? RIP
Mar 13 2011 10:41AM
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Bepo
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anybody who got a letter other than D is retarded
Mar 13 2011 10:44AM
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crab_pretzel
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as soon as you said multiply it by nine than add the digits together i knew we were all gettn nine.
btw next time dont say dont scroll to the bottom haha its too tempting
Mar 13 2011 11:08AM
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ndye
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oh woops i added 9 lolz
Mar 13 2011 11:47AM
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ndye
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Then didn't add them together but just took the number. I'm retarded.
Mar 13 2011 11:48AM
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Ryan*
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Multiply any single digit integer by 9, add the digits of the resulting product together, and you'll get 9. Subtract 5, and you will get 4. Meaning your country name is always going to start with D. And not too many countries start with the letter D:

  • Democratic Republic of the Congo (in Africa)
  • Denmark [Kingdom of Denmark] (in Europe)
  • Djibouti [Republic of Djibouti] (in Africa)
  • Dominica [Commonwealth of Dominica] (in the Caribbean Sea)
  • Dominican Republic (in the Caribbean Sea)
  • Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK)
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    iSmokeweed
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    .
    Mar 13 2011 11:52AM
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    bangarangmules
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    Democratic Republic of the Congo, Orangutan, Nectarine...
    Mar 13 2011 11:53AM
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    ndye
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    and 95% of people will think of Denmark first right off the top of their head.
    Mar 13 2011 11:53AM
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    B.Snow
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    yay me tooooo
    Mar 13 2011 12:00PM
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    guargum
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    this is why my mind is not "obliberated".
    Mar 13 2011 2:03PM
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    bangarangmules
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    pwnd
    Mar 13 2011 2:05PM
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    Daydreaming
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    FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU I DID PICK DENMARK, KANGAROO, AND ORANGE

    Please excuse me while I go fume for a while
    Mar 13 2011 2:09PM
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    SneakyTurtle
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    Mar 13 2011 2:17PM
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    All times are Eastern (-4)