I'm pretty sure nuclear power is generated by dropping nuclear bombs and then putting cockroaches in the area, charging them with radiation then putting them in a tub which radiates the water. Which you can put plugs into and it uses the power. About 80% sure
Tolerance is a 3 lane highway and Religion is the drunk girl speeding down the wrong side of the road straight at you. - Arabian
2nd, one was an act of nature, the other was an act of human hate, stfu
powdered donuts make me go nuts!
a giraffe walks into a bar and destroys the door frame, ceiling, and most of the interior due to his size. the bartender calls animal control who tranquilizes the giraffe and returns him to the local zoo where he remains, watching children laugh at him while he poops