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Sacrifices for Lent

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five0
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Anyone else do it?  I'm sacrificing facebook and masterbation.
Mar 9 2011 11:56AM
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Winston_Smith
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Mar 9 2011 11:59AM
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hoodratz47
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i gave up booze
Mar 9 2011 11:59AM
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RubberSoul
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nice
Mar 9 2011 12:00PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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I'm probably going to sacrifice good decisions for lent an go all charlie sheen for a while.

actually, i'm not religious really, so I'm not giving up shit. Never understood how giving something up for a little while makes you closer to your god. not meant to be disrespectful, i just don't get it.
Mar 9 2011 12:21PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,000
christianity
Mar 9 2011 12:22PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
I've decided to sacrifice Lent for Lent.

/0 y'all

OH SHI---
Mar 9 2011 12:23PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
It's actually the philosophy of how Jesus gave his life up for you, you're supposed to give something up to honor and respect that.

I was supposed to give up chocolate. But I think I've already failed, so from now on I'm giving up chocolate hahaha.
Mar 9 2011 12:23PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
im giving up masterbation. but i doubt ill last more than 2 days
Mar 9 2011 12:28PM
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samwise
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i just did both of those
Mar 9 2011 12:30PM
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O.G.Surachai
Posts: 334 - Karma: 84
I know this is gonna come off sounding real dickish and insensitive but the idea of giving up masturbation for jesus and failing at it might be hilarious. I bet he'd be super stoked for you lol
Mar 9 2011 12:32PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I'm giving up being Jewish.


...wait a minute.
Mar 9 2011 12:36PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
right

its like, "oh yeah i am gonna stop murdering people for lent".

Mar 9 2011 12:38PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
FAP for Jesus!  I'm not very religious actually, I'm usually pretty critical of it.  You could say I like the idea of it more than I actually like it.  As I understood it the sacrifice is representative of Jesus' long walk through the desert being temped by Satan.  What is more satanic and tempting than facebook?  Nothing, with masturbation a close 2nd.
Mar 9 2011 12:38PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
This. Haha
Mar 9 2011 12:50PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
this
Mar 9 2011 12:51PM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
im giving up lent this year.
Mar 9 2011 12:54PM
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feihlination
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huge sacrifice
Mar 9 2011 12:54PM
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Milksteak
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lolololol
Mar 9 2011 12:54PM
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BMB
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soda
Mar 9 2011 12:56PM
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ORDEAL
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Eating between meals
Mar 9 2011 6:54PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
im giving up anal sex
Mar 9 2011 6:58PM
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Alex_G
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im giving up giving things up for lent because religion is bullshit.
Mar 9 2011 6:59PM
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CrunkNugget
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weed
Mar 9 2011 7:23PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
my top jaw is up here.


























my bottom jaw is down here.
Mar 9 2011 7:25PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
seriously
Mar 9 2011 7:25PM
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gnarnia.
Posts: 1346 - Karma: 55
sweet opinion breh. youre that type of kid that looks for threads he doesnt agree with just so you can post in them. you sound like a fucking moron. make a thread about how little you respect religion, so i can post in it and say things no one wants to read. douche.
Mar 9 2011 7:28PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
boom roasted
Mar 9 2011 7:30PM
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no_steeze
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i'm giving up desert so i don't get FAT

hear that everyone?


PAY ATTENTION TO ME GOD DAMMIT
Mar 9 2011 7:32PM
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cwillygood
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mhm dont really know yet
Mar 9 2011 7:35PM
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Bubba-Snax
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going to the gym at least two nights a week and giving up taco bell. and by the way, youll be suprised at how much money youll save by giving up booze. did that last year and practically doubled my bank account in a semester :p
Mar 9 2011 7:39PM
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sandwiches
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crack, oh and meth.
Mar 9 2011 7:41PM
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skiierman
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hahaha, what a joke. lent is a self confidence booster to all the weak pussies out there who are too lazy to really make a change in their lives.
Mar 9 2011 7:43PM
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Alex_G
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cool dude
Mar 9 2011 7:53PM
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Blurst
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I think I will give up raping bitches. Hell I did not know what lent even was until one of my sisters friend was talking about doing it.
Mar 9 2011 7:54PM
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chardi
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its just a second chance for people who already gave up on their new years resolutions
Mar 9 2011 7:57PM
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JIBpsy^^
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This girls at my school had a cross on her forhead and i asked her why and she said it was ash wendsday anybody care to explain?
Mar 9 2011 8:05PM
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gnarnia.
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thats probably how id respond if i just got made a fool of too
Mar 9 2011 8:05PM
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theabortionator
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Brushing my teeth, showering, sleeping
Mar 9 2011 8:16PM
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skiierman
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she'll suck your dick for some change... only on wednesday though. and learn how to spell for christ's sake.
Mar 9 2011 8:18PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6101 - Karma: 7,624
You spread ashes on your head to remind you of when you were baptized. Also to remember that you were originally dirt and will return to dirt.
Mar 9 2011 8:19PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
HAHAHAHA its dust.
'remember that you are dust and to dust you shall return'
Mar 9 2011 8:22PM
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Blurst
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Thats a good way of putting it.
Mar 9 2011 8:42PM
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Alex_G
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lol fine you beat me in the internet
Mar 9 2011 8:43PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
Dude i am not making a sacrifice, i just want to try to be a nicer person.
Mar 9 2011 8:59PM
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JustDidIt
Posts: 2194 - Karma: 160
damn i don't know if i could go that long without raping anyone... congrats man hope you are able to do it
Mar 9 2011 9:02PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
im not catholic...

spoiler alert... THERE IS NO GOD
Mar 9 2011 9:30PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,211
wow.... so much hate....
Mar 9 2011 9:34PM
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Raz.
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lol... my stencil....

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Mar 9 2011 9:43PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
Catholicism. Fuck that.
Mar 9 2011 9:46PM
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inactive
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i quit being a quitter actually, so nothing
Mar 9 2011 9:49PM
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