god that sounds old compared to everyone else haha
"Every village needs doctors, teachers, rational thinkers and mathematicians, but every village also needs people who are completely bonkers and just worship the idea of being human. And thats what I think an artist is." - Christopher Owen
spraypaint "SLUT" on her garage door and then piss in her bed while she sleeps. chicks love that shit.
"i dont spin. i just go straight off the feature and then let the wind blow me how it wants to."- NativeClothing
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."-Jeremy Bloom
Sammy might have a "switch triple misty cork" for us...
Same exact thing happened to me once when I tried to put two gallon containers of milk into the fridge at the same time. Projectile vomit everywhere the minute I lifted them off the counter...- El.Gato
"Karma is like a penis, if you dont use it it'll fall off."-soulskier