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My tragic cat story

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1337
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>Started couple years ago
>neighbor cat has kittens
>offers me one
>go over and chose kitten
>all of them are playing except the runt
>runt stares at me
>make instant connection
>hestheone.jpg
>he and I become best buddies
>fast forward to today
>backing in driveway
>all of a sudden hear a crunch and moaning
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>just ran over kittys leg
>scoop him up and put him in car
>fly to vets
>100 in a 50
>not giving a fuck
>get to vets
>rush inside
>doctor you gotta save him hes my best friend
>ill see what i can do
>hours pass
>doc walks out with sad look on his face
>must see him one more time
>burst past him into OR
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur


also thread 607861 get!
Mar 6 2011 10:32PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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and the moral of the story is.....











get a dog.
Mar 6 2011 10:33PM
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hellomynameisjef
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not reading that, fuck telling a story like this is 4chan
Mar 6 2011 10:34PM
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Raz.
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we dont have green text stories on newschoolers
Mar 6 2011 10:34PM
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GratefulDead
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thread_id/607864/


fail.
Mar 6 2011 10:35PM
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poluhasuper
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you got me all baw you fuck
Mar 6 2011 10:36PM
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ORDEAL
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Too. Much. 4chan. In. This. Thread.
Mar 6 2011 10:36PM
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ROOS.
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JAMIE leik you r so kewl, you make the funniest threads and each on is awesome, can i suck your dick like 4 trillion times, it would make all other newschoolers sooooooooooo jealous that i got to and they didnt
Mar 6 2011 10:36PM
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1337
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fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Mar 6 2011 10:37PM
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ORDEAL
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What a n00b
Mar 6 2011 10:38PM
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Dhane
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sparknotes for those who dont want to read in 4chan or whatever this is:

ran over cats leg after in his car
Mar 6 2011 10:38PM
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alexg1687
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sorry to hear that dude, i know what its like to lose a cat...

post a pic you still have of him if you can
Mar 6 2011 10:39PM
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MicroMix
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>Too much 4chan
>Try to greentext on NS
Mar 6 2011 10:40PM
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bakedpow
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n0000bzzz
Mar 6 2011 10:42PM
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neutralzombie
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the moral of the story is don't let your cats outside
Mar 6 2011 10:43PM
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CharlieSheen
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ololol
Mar 6 2011 10:44PM
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ndye
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threads for when i want to read this bullshit
Mar 6 2011 10:45PM
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squibble
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is using the arrow bullet the new "thing"?
Mar 6 2011 10:46PM
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J-Evs
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i was really into that story...kinda
Mar 6 2011 10:46PM
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bakedpow
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YES. THe only reason i clicked on this thread again was because it said last response Charlie Sheen. You have quite the reputation to live up to there young one.
Mar 6 2011 10:46PM
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B-runge
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i did this and now its fat
>:O
Mar 6 2011 10:46PM
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ndye
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Now i feel bad after reading it :(
Mar 6 2011 10:50PM
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neutralzombie
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poor diet. did you also fix it? that tends to turn them into lazy slobs until they seemingly get out of their depression.
Mar 6 2011 11:10PM
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1337
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itt: people who don't realize i never had a cat...
Mar 6 2011 11:13PM
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B-runge
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yes
and
yes

but its not my cat, its my moms so she makes the decisions
Mar 6 2011 11:15PM
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soulskier
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that's more than i got out of it
Mar 6 2011 11:15PM
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neutralzombie
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ahhh yeah.
Mar 6 2011 11:15PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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I welled up at first.
Choked on cereal.
Fell on the floor.
Everybody walked the dinosaur.
Mar 6 2011 11:19PM
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Noss.
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u fufck
Mar 6 2011 11:22PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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I fucking hate ns. You fucks ruined it. Go back to forchan. We don't want this worthless shit here
Mar 6 2011 11:25PM
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Chokolite
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Mar 6 2011 11:43PM
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DERS.
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>that
>was
>painful
>to
>read
Mar 6 2011 11:45PM
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no_steeze
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>go on ns
>see thread by jamie
>i like jamie maybe it'll be a cool thread
>open thread
>kill self
Mar 6 2011 11:54PM
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no_steeze
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>mom comes in
>freaks out
>calls ambulance
> resuscitated
>now in hospital
>laptop on lap
>trying to kill self again for opening this thread a second time
Mar 7 2011 12:22AM
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TOK
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Fuck.
Mar 7 2011 12:37AM
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CharlieSheen
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Know prominent NSer user by first name claim.
Mar 7 2011 1:15AM
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chardi
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i didn't read it, but i knew i wouldn't care anyway. coincidentally, the dying dog thread made me sad. i don't understand how people can have cats as pets. but i digress.
Mar 7 2011 1:20AM
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TOK
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what are you doing here. i don't see it.
Mar 7 2011 11:18AM
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Milksteak
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ITT: Nothing of any importance/relevance to anything, ever.
Mar 7 2011 11:20AM
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*simba*
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i lol'd
Mar 7 2011 11:24AM
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TechnoPotamus
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tehe you're an oboe

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play oboe play
Mar 7 2011 11:25AM
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Milksteak
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So.....are you ohmybosh/thugaim?
Mar 7 2011 11:31AM
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