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laikus, it IS possible to lick your elbow

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Sharpy
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this girl i know can do it, it's nuts!
Jul 4 2004 1:57PM
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mark.p
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cool....
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Jul 4 2004 2:00PM
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SwedishMan
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do she like dislocate it or somethin?
Jul 4 2004 2:11PM
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asac
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is she a contortionist?





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Jul 4 2004 2:15PM
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Sharpy
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she just has really short arms, she's unproportioned, she has arms and legs that are like 2 or 3 inches too short, you don't notice it, but her doctor told her that, haha, i can try and get a picture up of it
Jul 4 2004 2:17PM
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stevie.
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whoa thats crazy. i tried once... haha i still get made fun for it!




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Jul 4 2004 2:19PM
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Danger.
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I can, but I have a long tounge


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Jul 4 2004 2:26PM
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SmoKinSkier
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HaHA yea i have the opposite problem my arms are too long for me so i cant even come close!




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Jul 4 2004 2:27PM
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beer.
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my friend can, hes not a contortionist or disproportioned. he's just chinese


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Jul 4 2004 3:27PM
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Apple
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im going to varify skibum_'s story. I know the girl too. its crazzy. like, she doesnt even have to strian or stretch out her toung to extrodinary lenghts. do you have a picture of it justin?

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Jul 4 2004 3:37PM
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stevie.
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wow. thats impressive. i wonder if lots of other chinese people can do it also. hmm




save lives. ride line.

i smell burnt toast.

life is to short so love the one ya got cuz ya might get run over or ya might get shot - sublime

Lift lines suck.

-stevie
Jul 4 2004 3:37PM
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wannabe2002
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doooode, i just did it, but i think i hurt something
Jul 4 2004 3:38PM
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Apple
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our friend isnt chiniess. she is one of the white-est people i know.

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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
Jul 4 2004 3:39PM
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Sharpy
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she glows in the dark
Jul 4 2004 3:56PM
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fuck elvis
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can she still ride a bike ok




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Jul 4 2004 3:59PM
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Apple
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she doesnt own a bike. she doesnt like doing sports... or being active in general. i think i know the reason why but im not going to say for fear justin shows her what i write here and she kills me while i sleep.

-Thom Savery
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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
Jul 4 2004 5:11PM
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WIfreeskier
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yeah there's a midget chick in my school that can do it, she's probably just unproportioned
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Jul 4 2004 5:30PM
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funkdoc
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Cool!
To become a real killer on the dance floor, you have to practice everyday...
Jul 4 2004 6:20PM
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Danger.
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if you were talking to me, I guess I could post a pic later


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Jul 4 2004 6:22PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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a good trick is to try to get a girl to touch her 2 elbows behind her back
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Jul 4 2004 6:34PM
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Apple
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no, i was talking to skibum_ aka justin. But you could post a pic too. it would be cool.

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
Jul 4 2004 6:38PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i can do it....its hard now for me beacause my arms grew but i can still do it


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Jul 4 2004 6:50PM
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Danger.
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well my name is Justin so I got confused


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Jul 4 2004 7:04PM
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Apple
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ohh, sorry about that justin. what a concidence...

-Thom Savery
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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
Jul 4 2004 7:22PM
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Danger.
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haha yeah I guess so


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Jul 4 2004 7:30PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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I can do it too, and I'm normal and ^^^ I got a girl with the elbows in the back things, what a dumbass... she didn't even realise it.
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Jul 4 2004 7:42PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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I know a kid who can do it. He doesnt seem disproportionate either.


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Jul 4 2004 8:51PM
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Schmitz
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google is great





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Jul 5 2004 1:21AM
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Schmitz
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Skiing, the remedy to all illnesses

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Jul 5 2004 1:21AM
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Schmitz
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Ok





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Jul 5 2004 1:22AM
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Schmitz
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not me, its google property of
community.webshots.com/ album/83161220zHSQDA



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Jul 5 2004 1:25AM
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nkmo.
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I'd let her lick my elbow.


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Jul 5 2004 1:25AM
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ilovehead
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Yea, but the difference between that girl and the girl that Apple and Skibum_ and i know is that the girl in the pic is hot... we're talking about spaz here right?
Jul 5 2004 11:41AM
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Public_Enemy0255
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i wonder how many people actually tried that after they saw that post lol....i did...can't do it


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Jul 5 2004 1:52PM
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snowforblood
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I bet you Gene Simmons does it with the utmost of ease.


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Jul 5 2004 4:35PM
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penguinslide
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bump.

I can do it too. 1 out of 10 people can.

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Black-Bandanna
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Check the sig biiiiitches!
Apr 18 2010 10:30PM
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