Too funny. OP's pics were great also.
These are mine:
The big black one is a mutt and he's the senior citizen now. The little brown amorphous blob of fur on my wife's leg is our Schnauzer puppy, Duke. He ate plenty of Christmas ornaments this winter, but he is really good at spreading all of our underwear around the house. Usually my wife's underwear is laying right in the entry way of our house. Visitors would think that my wife and I just start stripping down and going at it as soon as I walk through the door. I wish! :-)