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Alien life officially found

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corona
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NASA discovered fossils of bacteria found on a meteorite, proving there is indeed life outside of earth.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-501465_162-20039658-501465.html

awesome




Mar 5 2011 3:33PM
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Static
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bam, one and done.
Mar 5 2011 3:36PM
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corona
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nope, this is the first time this has happened. Pretty sure proteins or something were discovered before, but no actual proof of life.

and not sure of trolling about "bacteria only giving diarrhea", but if not then you should get learneded on them. without bacteria life would not exist. They were the first life forms in existence on Earth and because of them we have an atmosphere that can support other forms of life. Your body has actually 10 times as many bacteria cells in it than eukaryotic cells. Your poop is 60% bacteria by weight. Gasoline exists because of bacteria. They really are the most important aspect of life.

showing that bacteria exist elsewhere proves that other forms of life are possible, as they are the precursor
Mar 5 2011 3:41PM
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Hansel.
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I think you need to check your meter.
Mar 5 2011 3:42PM
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hoodratz47
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so you saying..   were the aliens?
Mar 5 2011 4:00PM
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CharlieSheen
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Sort of cool i guess. I dont think this is really that much of a shock for me, i figured we'd find some bacteria or something sooner or later.
Whether or not intelligent life exists anywhere else is another question.
Mar 5 2011 4:00PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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WAIT
what if an asteroid with bacteria hit earth, and tats how life started?
Mar 5 2011 6:21PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Stop trolling.
Mar 5 2011 6:24PM
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sandwiches
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troll meter?
Mar 5 2011 6:26PM
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Dlud
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This is really weird, not all that suprising though. I thought they already found bacteria
Mar 5 2011 6:30PM
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lukemeahan.
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woah.
Mar 5 2011 6:35PM
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DIX~
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lol u srs brah? God created Earth and only Earth to have life. The asteroid obviously is a part of Earth that has been flying around the soloar system for a few hundred years and now came back
Mar 5 2011 6:37PM
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freestyler540
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nope they only found lots of organic compounds in space. In other cases, they only found resistant bacteria from earth still alive in space. But it has been theorized, but observed after now.

So we arent aliens really, we are the result of its evolution
Mar 5 2011 6:37PM
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240sxKid
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GAWD IS REEL!
Mar 5 2011 6:45PM
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DIX~
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Heck yes He is! Praise The Lord!
Mar 5 2011 6:46PM
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japanada
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lol u srs brah? Ahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahaha. Dont be so close minded!
Mar 5 2011 6:48PM
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DIX~
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Have a great time spending an eternity with The Devil!
Mar 5 2011 9:20PM
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john.stossel
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cool
Mar 5 2011 9:39PM
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gmack24
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u miscin brah?
Mar 5 2011 9:43PM
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spere
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Until this alien life gives us some crazy new technology, I will not be impressed
Mar 5 2011 9:43PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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trolling aside, obviously nothing would survive an asteroid impact if it were on the asteroid, this is cool.
in other news, NASA lost something recently, a $464m shuttle which failed to deploy a satellite. so they THINK it's somewhere in the southern pacific ocean. I figured these things had gps or something that you could find it regardless of where it is but guess not.
Mar 5 2011 9:45PM
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je_mapelle
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So does this mean there are a load of alien's out there drinking Yakult?
Mar 5 2011 9:53PM
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Anathema
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bacteria isnt life
Mar 5 2011 10:01PM
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idskithat
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soo if we were started from bacteria from anasteriod. then maybe somewhere out there wherever our asteroid was from there could be people aswell? i just blew my own mind
Mar 5 2011 10:03PM
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sandwiches
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what if this was like fallout and these asteroids where like garden of eden kits, and wherever they landed they created life and water and everything. damn. think about that.
Mar 5 2011 10:05PM
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FerrisBueller
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this is true
Mar 5 2011 10:17PM
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FerrisBueller
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the gps system burnt up in re-entry.
Mar 5 2011 10:21PM
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FerrisBueller
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false
Mar 5 2011 10:21PM
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Bumblesteeze
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That's some pretty interesting stuff.
Mar 5 2011 10:21PM
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corona
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Mar 5 2011 10:23PM
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TheButterHashira
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So if poop is 60 percent bacteria, then we probably found alien scat?  Yay we aren't alone!!!!!!
Mar 5 2011 10:24PM
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The.Ginger
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hoaw
Mar 5 2011 10:29PM
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je_mapelle
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yeah thats what I was thinking.
Mar 5 2011 10:33PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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haha. they should have put it somewhere where that wouldn't happen if possible. sort of baffles me how they could essentially lose it. i mean I'm sure (I hope) they'll find it. but still
Mar 5 2011 10:41PM
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DrZoidberg
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More like alien organic matter.
Mar 5 2011 10:45PM
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Msully
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You'd be surprised at how these are put together, theres not alot of protection on the sat launch vehicles compared to say the manned space shuttle... And the electronics they use are extremely sensitive so anything they dont plan for can mess it up... friction coming back into the atmosphere burns shit up fast.
Mar 5 2011 11:12PM
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304NordMan
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But noezz, for reel, yaaaayz for tah alienz.

Mar 5 2011 11:23PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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10/10

but have y'all seen the movie evolution? now im scared of blue no-nose monkeys.
Mar 5 2011 11:26PM
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KRASHED
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Mar 5 2011 11:28PM
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Rumi.
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+k to you fine sir
Mar 5 2011 11:28PM
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Peter.
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your post is invalid because you said y'all
Mar 5 2011 11:33PM
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zerospinskier
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Take a look at the ancient Puma Punku ruins and tell me you don't think we have already had non-earthly influence on our planet.
Mar 5 2011 11:38PM
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alvy.
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im going to laugh when we find intelligent alien life and your theory is shattered to bits.
Mar 6 2011 9:22PM
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CharlieSheen
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Your and idiot.
Mar 6 2011 9:58PM
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zerospinskier
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Prove me wrong. You can't. I can't prove it either, but at least I accept that fact that I don't know it was done.
Mar 6 2011 10:02PM
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CharlieSheen
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Look back at the Egyptian pyramids and tell me a giant unicorn didn't come from Mars and build them by using a mixture of its own shit and cum for bricks, and then telepathically put the bricks into place all whilst fucking a gigantic squid with dicks instead of tenticles.
Prove me wrong. You can't. I can't prove it either, but at least I accept that fact that I don't know it was done.
Mar 6 2011 10:06PM
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ED.
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Can't wait for that documentary cowboys vs. aliens to come out. That will probably clear some things up

Mar 6 2011 10:08PM
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JamesR
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no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Mar 6 2011 10:08PM
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JamesR
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page 2. THIS IS NOT TRUE
Mar 6 2011 10:09PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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someone doesnt get out much.
Mar 6 2011 10:11PM
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[tk]
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lol'd
Mar 6 2011 10:12PM
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