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"im bi-winning i win here i win there"
"if i were to give you my brain for 5 seconds you would say woah unplug this bastard because my brain fires in a way that is not from this, uh, particular, terristrial, uh, relm"
"yeah im on a drug, its called charlie sheen. you would only be able to take it once because you would die and your face would melt off"
"dyins for fools"
"i have one speed i have one gear. GO"
how much are you going to sue for? "TONS"
when was the last time you took drugs? "dont know dont care"
do you regret the things you did? "no it was EPIC the run i was on made (dont know all of their names) look like one armed droopy eyes children. i showed people something magical that they would never see in their otherwise boring lives"
From now on the term to "Charlie Sheen" Means you took shotglasses full of acid then pored cocaine over your face whilst riding a tiger getting your dick sucked by Denise Richards and "accidently" shooting your fiance.