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I hate the french

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E.C.
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okay so.

me and 3 buddies went to a bar last night. Everything was cool until my one bud brandon got some guy kicked out for trying to start shit in the bar. Apparently he had 11 other friends waiting outside the bar for him.

I was talking to these guys outside the bar until my friends came out and we were chill.

Then boom, my friend brandon and the other 2 come out and all hell brakes loose. i had 5 dudes beating the shit out of me. i barely had time to get punches in. and before i knew it i was on the ground getting kicked and so was brandon.
other two buds had 2 a piece. but still 12 guys to 4? like who the fuck does that.

Cops came and the 12 guys ran. we talked to the cops and they wouldn't do shit except threaten to charge us.

Fucking Quebec eh

inb4 cool story etc



Mar 4 2011 10:17AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Mar 4 2011 10:18AM
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TonKwon
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you lost the battle but you SHALL WIN THE WAR
Mar 4 2011 10:19AM
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shibby
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Where in Quebec were you?
Mar 4 2011 10:20AM
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E.C.
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Hull/Gatineau
Mar 4 2011 10:20AM
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TechnoPotamus
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Mar 4 2011 10:21AM
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E.C.
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oh yea and i think i have a broken finger and my ankle is fucked

dont know if i can ski this weekend:(
Mar 4 2011 10:50AM
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shibby
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Which bar?
Mar 4 2011 10:53AM
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E.C.
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le bop
Mar 4 2011 10:55AM
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shibby
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The area as a whole can get dirty pretty quick. I've gotten jumped there before. Bop is usually pretty mellow unless you go looking for it, I guess you just got unlucky.
Mar 4 2011 10:58AM
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eldridge
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gotta love the people who call all their homeboys when their about to fight......
Mar 4 2011 11:01AM
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E.C.
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yeaa i try to stay away from hull. just last night i dunno.

its weird though cause i was talking with them before and shit. and there was no problem but what can ya do. alcohol is a weird thing
Mar 4 2011 11:02AM
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neutralzombie
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first of all, no shit, you're hanging out in the burbs first of all, and then hull just seems to remind me of these types of stories.

but mainly, what the fuck did you say to these people? that's what interests me.
Mar 4 2011 11:05AM
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neutralzombie
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and by burbs i mean boonies. why would you go to hull, there's nothing to do there...
Mar 4 2011 11:09AM
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Yinzer
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here is the earth...ROUND...
Mar 4 2011 11:09AM
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hoodhugo
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QUEBEC=/=FRENCH

ingnorant retard
Mar 4 2011 11:23AM
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GayWolf420
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French canadians, fucktard. They speak the same language as the french.
Mar 4 2011 11:27AM
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schubie
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looks like you need this
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i have seen someone get their head pounded in with one of these
Mar 4 2011 11:27AM
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mommy
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i bet ced was one of the 12... dirty micro-rapist
Mar 4 2011 11:30AM
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E.C.
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just small talk. they seemed like chill dudes. i was just waiting outside with them.

and also the reason is for hating is because the cops sat there and watched then threatened to charge us. the ones who got jumped.

the guys were also french.

soo
Mar 4 2011 11:36AM
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NW_Rider
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Mar 4 2011 11:39AM
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neutralzombie
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oddly enough, my teacher is from france, and we spent last class going on what she called anglicisms, and half of it was terms that were actually noticed by the language laws in quebec, and, we don't have the same accent, nor lifestyle, therefore, no. you wouldn't call a brazilian portuguese, but they speak it.

anyways.
Mar 4 2011 11:58AM
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neutralzombie
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well now you know why hull sucks.
Mar 4 2011 11:59AM
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E.C.
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ive known the whole time. ive been 5 times. and sometimes i have fun. i go with my buds
Mar 4 2011 12:02PM
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GayWolf420
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Soooo No-go on the french canadian thing?
Mar 4 2011 12:03PM
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Steve-Brown
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or one of these

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Mar 4 2011 12:05PM
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yelsel
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tehehehe i have one. 27 inches of steel baby :)
Mar 4 2011 12:07PM
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neutralzombie
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i'm just being a dick. but saying the french generally implies people from france, where as french canadiens, implies mostly quebecers, and then whomever else falls into the category.
Mar 4 2011 12:07PM
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hoodhugo
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just because they speak the same language doesnt mean the have the same culture, accent, lifestyle, location, or anything. Its basically a comepletly different dialect based on the same language. i would know, im french. australians speak english, the doesnt mean that they're american. think things through before you try to act smart.
Mar 4 2011 12:09PM
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E.C.
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should of made the title "i hate people in quebec"
Mar 4 2011 12:11PM
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mseward
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Quebec french is actually much different than france french. It's more slangish and less proper. Its alomost like american english compared to birtish english.
Mar 4 2011 12:13PM
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Bumblesteeze
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Good job stereotyping every French people on earth based on one event.
Real mature..
Mar 4 2011 12:13PM
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hoodhugo
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yes. yes you should have
Mar 4 2011 12:14PM
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neutralzombie
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redneck quebecers would suffice.
Mar 4 2011 12:14PM
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E.C.
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French person*

Mar 4 2011 12:24PM
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mseward
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your icon looks like my cat.
Mar 4 2011 12:27PM
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E.C.
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your cat is awesome
Mar 4 2011 12:27PM
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PON3
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or one of these

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Mar 4 2011 12:30PM
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jason...
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they speak the same language, albeit with a few exceptions and try to maintain the same culture. might as well be french. and OP that kind of shit happens everywhere, not just quebec. frenchies are not what you should be mad at, its fucking pussies who think fighting in numbers makes them tough.
Mar 4 2011 12:32PM
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corona
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shit, and weather network is saying 10-15cm sunday. I'll have an empty car if you're down.
gotta stay clear of the dirty.

I actually had similar, but on Rideau street last year. not too long after shoulder surgery still rocking the sling and walking back from a bar got beat up and mugged by 5 people. complete bullshit fight. there was about a group of 6 black people that started a fight with a couple of my friends who were a block ahead of me. they got out of that pretty fast and were fine. I didn't even know it had happened and kept walking still thinking they were ahead of me, walked right through them and 3 of them started pounding on me. then to make it worse they were yelling out I was being a racist and calling them nig*ers so 2 random dudes from the street started beating on me too.
so 5 on 1, me having a broken collar bone with a newly put in metal plate. came out with a cracked jaw/bruised ribs and the fuckers took my wallet. luckily was able to protect me shoulder though.
Mar 4 2011 12:33PM
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.frenchy
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Cool dude, Quebec rules.
Mar 4 2011 12:35PM
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E.C.
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damn man. shits crazy.

and i am defiantly going to pull through and just ski haha i just haven't figured out where. i may be going to tremblant on sunday. but ill let you know hopefully tonight
Mar 4 2011 12:36PM
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nickyp
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Because you speak the same language, doesn't make them of the same nationality.

That's like saying American people are English, or Mexicans are Spanish.

Doesn't work like that buddy
Mar 4 2011 12:40PM
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E.C.
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and jsut to be clear i dont actually hate the french

i am just pissed off and it happend in quebec with quebecians

so i hate the 12 pussies that take on 4 guys
Mar 4 2011 12:41PM
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neutralzombie
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americans speak english, but they're not the english, they're americans. fool.

are you even from quebec? because the last i checked not a fucking chance does quebec even compare to france. yeah montreal is more european, but no one in my family tries to act like their from france, let alone, do they have anything but a quebecois accent. are you even canadian? are you able to assert this assumption you're giving? but no offense, if you want to know the truth about quebec, focus on the fact that for the past two decades they've wanted nothing to do with canada, let alone, wanting nothing to do with france for the past few centuries. french quebecers have a miserable time, often even accepting that they're canadian, granted, this is much less seen, but i know people who still think that way, therefore let alone, would want anything to do with being from france. quebec has completely adopted their own culture, food, and terminology. we use different words that mean different things! not to mention that quebec is HUGE. and that only basically montreal and quebec are really european feeling because they want to preserve their heritage, but we don't grovel at the feet of france. no one does that anymore. the further north you go, the more people will probably boast about quebec this and that and how proud they are to be apart of this nation.

we speak french, but we are not THE french, those people come from france, like how brazilians speak portuguese, but THE portuguese live in portugal, and above all, THE english are from england, not scotland, ireland, australia, american, canada, and etc, even though we all speak english. VERY complicated i see. but anyone to assert that quebecers want to be like france, is hilarious. hatians want to speak french, but they don't consider themselves the french.
Mar 4 2011 12:41PM
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.frenchy
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Just saying montreal basically speaks english, I went there last weekend and there was no point in me speaking french. Quebec city ftw.
Mar 4 2011 12:44PM
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neutralzombie
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it's pretty half half. and depends where you go. the core mostly speaks english and i think that's growing.
Mar 4 2011 12:44PM
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fujarome
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on top of that, French French is not at all the same as quebec French. I am French, and just about 100% fluent in French. Yet when it comes to people from quebec, I can barely understand them, and i know for sure that holds true for the majority of my family. In some cases, they even try to "out-french" the french by doing stupid shit like making stop signs say arret.


French-canadians suck. French people do not.
Mar 4 2011 12:45PM
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schubie
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i had to post these i'm that bored
Mar 4 2011 12:45PM
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neutralzombie
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the stop signs read arrete has absolutely nothing to do with france.
Mar 4 2011 12:46PM
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fujarome
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no, but my question is why do they have them? I've never been anywhere else in the world (including France) that has a stop sign in any other language. Especially not one that actually has 2 national languages. I just don't get it.
Mar 4 2011 1:00PM
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