Because Sharapova is hot and I want to do her in the bum. I can see the headlines now, '17 year old wins major open at Wimbledon and takes in the bum from Jay.'
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'Itâ€™s a wonder I havenâ€™t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank