Our father, who art in heaven, freeski be thy name.
Thy kingdom come, powder days be done, on Earth as it is in heaven.
Gives us this day our daily shred, and forgive us our faceplants,
As we forgive those who faceplant against us.
And lead us not into gapers, but deliver us from ski school.
For the kickers, the powder, and the back country yours,
Now and forever, Amen.