George Washington, Jesus, Albert Einstein, Hitler, Socrates, Julius Caesar, Leonardo DaVinci
spraypaint "SLUT" on her garage door and then piss in her bed while she sleeps. chicks love that shit.
"i dont spin. i just go straight off the feature and then let the wind blow me how it wants to."- NativeClothing
in no order (assuming they all spoke english). i would like to have a conversation with each.
Tanner Hall or Shane McConkey (not sure)
Natalie Portman (not really talk...)
"Two words would be like pow and fun. fun pow.. FUNPOW" Sean Pettit
ďThis life I am living, what I do everyday, I mean itís unreal, Itís every single day I ski, every single day I Iím out in the mountains with my friends, I love so much, Itís like the righteous day, the fullest day, itís every day man, it is an absolute blessing to be doing what Iím doing and never will I take it for grantedĒ - CRJ
"Bobby did a straight air for his first hit, and then a double cork 10 for his second hit"
how is shane mcconkey not on anyone's list? he'd stand up in the middle of dinner to wrestle with theodore roosevelt, do a couple of backflips, challenge nikola tesla to an arm wrestling match, then he and hunter s. thompson would play keepaway with john coltrane's saxaphone. you CANNOT leave him off the list.
everything would be better if everyone wasnt a complete pussy.
Now what would happen at the table is Charlie and tyrone would argue over who has the biggest crack rock while stephen king would jot down notes and turn this conversation into ANOTHER book. While that happens george would remain a shadow and quiet like usual. No disrespect towards him, rip.
jerry, bb king, ray charles, clapton, dr julien euell (professor of sociology at my school, marxist, ex black panther, most happy guy ull ever meet, his dad was a killer blues musician too), current president, hendrix
A theologian may indulge the pleasing task of describing Religion as she descended from Heaven, arrayed in her native purity. A more melancholy duty is imposed on the historian. He must discover the inevitable mixture of error and corruption which she contracted in a long residence upon earth, among a weak and degenerate race of beings. - Edward Gibbon.
NS members: 1337.(for the lawls), eheath(so he could get it all on film), Milksteak(more lawls), applejuice(to prepare the meal), B-runges(so he can give me stickers), Marsland(he had to be there), beezey(dishes)
July, 24th 2010 shit went down, but shit didnt go down.
i dont know who would be where, really, but i'd want rosie jones at 4, just so i can stare into those big beautiful.......breasts all evening, and i'd probably have einstein, newton, ghandi, and lincoln there just to see how they'd all interact with one another. then the last two slots for say terry fox, for being such a fucking hero, and maybe bob marley, to provide a little bit of relaxation and mellow atmosphere to the mix