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pelle_munch
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Don't scroll down too fast... this is awesome.


What is:


1+5 ?





2+4 ?







3+3 ?






4+2 ?






5+1 ?






Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 15
seconds. then page down



























QUICK!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE! Then page down.




















You're thinking of a carrot right?

If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are warped
enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with
carrot when given this exercise.
Mar 2 2011 12:52AM
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CliffyByro
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i thought of an aubergine and a blue hammer with a yellow handle. is that bad?
Mar 2 2011 2:27PM
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POHTAYDO
Posts: 358 - Karma: 91
I just shit a brick
Mar 2 2011 4:43PM
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fujarome
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hahaha I did too. I was doing out loud in a room with some friends and boldly declared "BANANA!" immediately. Apparently we lose.

For the other one i had a yellow screwdriver.
Mar 2 2011 4:47PM
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teleTay
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didnt think of a carrot, but in thought of a red hammer
Mar 2 2011 4:47PM
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Dwight_Schrute
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I said a potato and a yellow screwdriver. Yeah, I'm a taaahd.
Mar 2 2011 5:03PM
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.Jack_S.
Posts: 406 - Karma: 207
i said potato
Mar 2 2011 5:11PM
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Anathema
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cucumber
Mar 2 2011 5:14PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
Fuck I said apple. ;(
Mar 2 2011 5:15PM
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Bubba-Snax
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blue wrench.....
Mar 2 2011 5:15PM
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JibbaTheHutt
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carrot and red screwdriver...
Mar 2 2011 5:16PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
this didnt work for me either. i couldnt think of a vegtable.
Mar 2 2011 5:17PM
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andreaswhite
Posts: 153 - Karma: 83
I thought of a "Blue Park Tool" allen wrench.
Mar 2 2011 5:21PM
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SgtSteamy
Posts: 498 - Karma: 202
I thought apple :(
Mar 2 2011 5:23PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
are you retarded?
Mar 2 2011 5:24PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
i thought of an orange haha i'm retarded
Mar 2 2011 5:26PM
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SgtSteamy
Posts: 498 - Karma: 202
At least I don't look like a boy... Oh wait :/
Mar 2 2011 5:51PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675

so are you trying to say that i look like a boy, or that you don't look like a boy...?

Mar 2 2011 5:52PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
cucumber. Now I must fucking kill myself because I am not normal.
Mar 2 2011 5:53PM
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SgtSteamy
Posts: 498 - Karma: 202
Well, originally I thought to play it off that you looked like a boy... But then there was no real good way to say it, but then I thought..... HEY She already thinks I'm a tard. So for comedic value I played it off that I was stupid...

SO. You look like a boy. I'm retarded.

Fair enough?
Mar 2 2011 5:54PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
potato and blue hammer. not bad
Mar 2 2011 5:56PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675

well you've convinced me on the retarded part haha.

and i get that a lot (about looking like a boy).

troose now?

Mar 2 2011 5:57PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
QUICK THINK OF A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 100
































































if you chose 69 you are like the other 98 percent of the population who guessed this. if not, you are the retarted 2 % who is virgins and gay and retarted
Mar 2 2011 5:58PM
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TehGaim
Posts: 139 - Karma: 16
rhubarb and turquoise paint brush
Mar 2 2011 6:00PM
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Jnossiff
Posts: 1081 - Karma: 135
i thought of green beans and when it said tool i thought of this black kid in my school so i got black aaron for that one hahaha
Mar 2 2011 6:02PM
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Scott.Benson12
Posts: 113 - Karma: 10

first I got tomato

then I got a purple hammer

WHAT THE HELL

Mar 2 2011 6:10PM
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shocker611
Posts: 2599 - Karma: 423
carrot and blue wrench.. although the carrot took me like 10 seconds to think of haha
Mar 2 2011 6:25PM
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m.brus
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carrot and red ratchet. crazy

Mar 2 2011 6:31PM
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Schoellkopf
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Carrot and Purple Hammer
Mar 2 2011 6:37PM
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T-Holt
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Clementine! Wait, no fuck, cucumber! Dammit broccoli!!!
Mar 2 2011 6:40PM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
Carrot and yellow screwdriver.
Mar 2 2011 6:42PM
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nacho.steez
Posts: 435 - Karma: 136
What other vegetables are there?
Mar 2 2011 6:50PM
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FBGM
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http://cookery.newarchaeology.com/vegetables.php
Mar 2 2011 6:52PM
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Daoust
Posts: 487 - Karma: 103
i forgot an orange wasnt a vegetable so that kinda fucked up the first one and i got blue screwdriver for the second one
Mar 2 2011 6:53PM
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coopsteeez
Posts: 185 - Karma: 11
broccoli and RED FUCKING HAMMERRRRR
Mar 2 2011 8:09PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
I thought of an eggplant

and a green saw

I am SPECIAL
Mar 2 2011 8:31PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
cucumber...
Mar 2 2011 8:32PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
;)
Mar 2 2011 8:33PM
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DERS.
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ahhhh shiiiit carrot. hi julia
Mar 2 2011 8:40PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874

wow holy shit the carrot one worked.

and i thought of a blue hammer...so, close?

i wonder why. thats pretty cool. where are these from??

Mar 2 2011 8:43PM
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FBGM
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hi justin
Mar 2 2011 9:00PM
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no_steeze
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you know how i know i'm gay?
Mar 2 2011 9:14PM
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sneezin
Posts: 632 - Karma: 430
i said carrot.

but i think its 98% because carrots are probably the most well known vegetables, i mean when they teach vegetables in kindergarten what do you think they start with? horseradish?
Mar 2 2011 9:17PM
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sirskizalot
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i got carrot legit wtf
Mar 2 2011 9:21PM
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FBGM
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know how i know youre gay....?

Mar 2 2011 9:28PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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same
Mar 2 2011 9:32PM
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Alex.W
Posts: 528 - Karma: 22

Brussel Sprout. Razzmatazz pink compact mitre saw.

Mar 2 2011 9:40PM
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=FAIL=
Posts: 536 - Karma: 47

I'm thinking of Zukini.

Damn, this is bad?

Mar 2 2011 10:00PM
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no_steeze
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yes, you need to get your retarded checked

zucchini
Mar 2 2011 10:09PM
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Steezyiott
Posts: 474 - Karma: 440

it resembles a penis

it means you like penis

Mar 2 2011 10:18PM
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Steezyiott
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the number between 1 and 100 i was like 69...OH shit i dont wanna pick that because its gonna say everyone else did then i scrolled down and i was *facepalm*
Mar 2 2011 10:22PM
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