Poke-rap

GREETINGS MOTHERFUCKERS, CALL ME HAUNTER
BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE LIKE PHANTOMS
I USED A BUTCHER KNIFE TO WRITE THIS MURDEROUS ANTHEM
MY INSIDES ARE BLACK LIKE THE DEPTHS OF A CHASM
NORMAL ATTACKS DONT AFFECT ME BECAUSE I AM A PHAN-TASM
YOU CAN NOT FATHOM
THIS BEAT IS ICY, COLD LIKE A GHOSTS BREATH
IF YOU SEE ME YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST ACCEPT DEATH
YOU'RE GETTING SLEEPY, HYPNOSIS GOT YOU FADING AWAY
AND WITH MY DREAM EATER YOU WONT LIVE TO SEE THE NEXT DAY

CUT MY LIFE IN HALF WITH A CURSE. IT GETS WORSE.

WHEN YOU SEE ME STEPPIN BETTER CALL FOR A HEARSE

HERE COMES PINSIR WITH THE NEXT VERSE

like.....sort of...

PINSIR'S IN THE MOTHERFUCKER SO PREPARE FOR THE FLOW
IM A GIANT FUCKING BEETLE, GET YOUR MASTERBALLS, HOE
MY GUILLOTINE ATTACK IS A ONE HIT K.O
IF IM SIPPIN ON A SUPER POTION THIS ATTACK MAY MISS
BUT I COME BACK WITH A VICEGRIP CAUSE YOU CANT FUCK WITH THIS
I AM PINSIR
I'LL SEISMIC TOSS YOUR ASS
YOU WOULD BE A FOOL TO GO THROUGH THE TALL GRASS
I'M A BUG TYPE, BUT DONT TAKE ME FOR A BUSTA
WHEN I USE MY BODY SLAM I'LL KILL A MOTHAFUCKA
ALL YOUR POKEMANS HAVE FAINTED NOW YOU'RE GONNA WHITE OUT
CATCH ME AND NAME ME "MURDER" SO THEY KNOW WHAT IM ABOUT
HAND THE MIC TO KABUTOPS BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO ROLLOUT

oh

I AM ONE THOUSAND YEARS OLD, AND WHAT IS THIS?

WIELDING SCYTHES LIKE THE REAPER SO YOU BETTER NOT DISS

SON, I AM PISS

REVIVED FROM A DOME FOSSIL, FOUND IN THE DEPTHS OF MT MOON

I WRITE MESSAGES IN THE SAND, THEY SPELL DOOM

I WOULD GLADLY SHAKE YOUR HAND, BUT YOU SEE THIS IS A GLAIVE

OUTSTRETCH YOUR NECK AND I'LL GIVE YOU A SHAVE

BITCHES STEPPIN TO ME GETTING UP IN MY RUTTER
THEY'RE LIKE BUTTER. SLICE THROUGH EM WITH A FURY CUTTER

MURDERS SO GRISLY, THEY'LL MAKE YOU SHUDDER

IM FEELING BLOODTHIRSTY AND IM SEEING RED

IM OUT THIS BITCH

EXEGGUTOR UP IN THIS THREAD, FEELING LAZY

MAKE AN OMELET AROUND ME? YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY

I'M THE REAL DEAL. YOU'RE AN ACTOR LIKE PATRICK SWAYZE.

IM GETTING HAZY

IM BLAZED SEE, HUFFING FUMES STRAIGHT FROM A VILEPLUME

I OWN THIS ROOM, SWEEP YOUR ASHES OUT WITH A BROOM.

AERODACTYL IN THIS BITCH, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER?

HYPER BEAM MAKES A NIGGA DISAPPEAR LIKE THEY COVERT

I MAKE A TRACK SKIP WHEN I SHAKE THE PLACE WITH EARTHQUAKES, IT'S TOO LATE. ANCIENTPOWER DETERMINES YOUR FATE.

DONT HATE, ALL MY FLOW HAS BEEN FOSSILIZED
YOU NEED TO REALIZE, YOU FADE TO BLACK WITH SKY ATTACK.

MAC
10'S ARE USELESS, I'M OLDER THAN DEATH.
TURN YOUR BONES TO ASH WITH MY DRAGONBREATH

I MUST CONFESS, ALL THIS MURDER BUILDS UP THE STRESS. WING ATTACK, BITE, YOU'RE A BLOODY MESS.

IF YOU'RE FEELING FUNKY FEEL FREE TO ADD
ALL THE NEWFAGS WITH NO TALENT ALL I CAN ASK IS "U MAD?"

on 2nd thought, this isn't that great.

you are annoying, i don't like you.

nou

YOU SIR ARE A FAGGOT, WHY CANT YOU JUST SEE

YOU NOT EVEN WORTHY OF BEING AN OP

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, YOU DONT BELONG

YOUR GONNA GET RAPED WITH A 14 INCH DONG

YOUR POKEMON AND YOU ARE QUITE THE GANG

WHAT WE REALLY NEED IS THE KANGBANG

PALLET TOWN TO NEW BARK TOWN ITS ALL THE SAME

GET OF NS AND GO PLAY YOUR GAME

BECAUSE OF THIS THREAD YOU KARMA SURE FALLS

NOW LEAVE US HERE AND GO PLAY WITH PROFESSOR OAK'S BALLS

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Lol wut?

Take your fucking 4chan bullshit somewhere other than NS.

mhm

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I enjoy this!

lol

This reminds me of something the witch would say in Banjo & Kazooie.

please stop

Dragonite is a boss. /thread

lolque