Mr. Wallisch, years ago, you served my bro in the Amplid Wars and we were stoked; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against Scott. I regret that I am unable to present my bro's request to you in person; but my Full Tilts have fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to The Backcountry has failed and I'm not too stoked.
I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this ever-so-faulty Skullcandy unit. My bro will know how to retrieve it. You must see this headset safely delivered to him in The Backcountry. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Tom Wallisch; you're my only stoke.