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lateralis. i FUCKING hate you

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laxman060
Posts: 1 - Karma: 10
i fucking hate you, youve been a fucking asshole the whole time on this website. you only good thing is that your rebublican. youve made newschoolers suck ass. and guys, don't just say 'ban him' or something, cuz i havent done anything wrong, im just staing my opion. but newschoolers sucks anyways. its a fucking fruiting skiing website, i mean, skiing boarding is sooo much better, it has so much more style and it was before skiing anyway. and by the way, im not retarted
Jun 30 2004 9:30PM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
i say bad him
Jul 1 2004 7:47PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
its not me fuckers


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 2 2004 4:49PM
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moe
Posts: 611 - Karma: 14
lateralist pisses me off too, but who the fuck cares its a fucking site on the internet.


Moe
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Fuck the police.
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Jul 2 2004 6:23PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
phorsty is still a superpower, if not THE superpower. just read his posts in the biggest shlonge thread. amazing work.

pinktigers
Jul 2 2004 6:47PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
excuse me.. 'biggest penis on ns' thread.

pinktigers
Jul 2 2004 6:48PM
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BachelorIsWEEDbitch
Posts: 533 - Karma: 10
hardly know the guy




no
Jul 2 2004 8:52PM
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pat-rickdaigle
Posts: 8556 - Karma: 1,020
dude, i've got your back ignore these new-b post, they're queer as fuckers n e ways.



I am a skier.
Jul 2 2004 10:37PM
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Skierguy48
Posts: 527 - Karma: 10
Lats the man, look at me sig


---------------------------------------------------------------your ex is gonna get torn apart when she gives birth to your kid so maybe she should invest in some labia rings and attach them together to seal off her gaping fetus wound- Lateralis
Jul 3 2004 10:00PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
^ No look at my sig!




thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jul 3 2004 10:14PM
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BachelorIsWEEDbitch
Posts: 533 - Karma: 10
i fucking hate him!




no
Jul 3 2004 10:50PM
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hazel_32
Posts: 170 - Karma: 14
but he LOVES you


hazel
Jul 3 2004 10:55PM
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BachelorIsWEEDbitch
Posts: 533 - Karma: 10
I fucking hate HIM!




no
Jul 3 2004 10:55PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!





To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jul 4 2004 10:09AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
this is great


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 4 2004 10:54AM
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eton
Posts: 489 - Karma: 10
lat will love you like never before
One life. One world. Live, or die trying.
Jul 5 2004 3:21PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
i agree with this kid, i dunnpo why i come on here, but newschoolers does suck ass. it used to be a hell of a lot more entertaining. but you people drag shit on for sooo long. it's a shame it'll never be like the old ns.com where people were interesting and not kissing each other's ass. people could hold opinions and there were plenty more 16 - 24 year olds, rather than 10-16 year olds. it sucks ass......


[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]
I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack
Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity
I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
Jul 5 2004 3:46PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
ahah why would you agree with that guy? nothing he said is right. im not a republican im canadian


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 5 2004 4:00PM
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moe
Posts: 611 - Karma: 14
remeber when Newschoolers.com was about skiing?


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Fuck the police.
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Jul 6 2004 10:19PM
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SheilaTequila
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 81
whoa, dont shit your pants over lat. lat is chill and it sounds like somebodys a little jealous...and there is no way that newschoolers is gay, whatever..punk
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Jul 6 2004 10:25PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
look at how many times the kid posted....when i was a noobie i didn't come on that strong 2 someone jeez that kid has some anger issues


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pennywise the clown lives in my closet
Jul 6 2004 10:44PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
when you were a newbie? ha, still are. btw, you piss me off for some reason. you seem sheltered, and naive.
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Jul 7 2004 2:16AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ whoa, you can tell a lot just by how someone respondes online... freakin me out man...





To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jul 7 2004 9:19AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
hate me all you want, i dont give a shit, ill just continue doing what i do


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 7 2004 11:40AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
and thats all we can ask of you.





To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jul 7 2004 12:42PM
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Saltines
Posts: 1204 - Karma: 11
=laxmen

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Great Movie Quotes:

Look at the funbags on that hose hound-Harry-Dumb and Dumber

I desperatley want to make love to a school boy-Loyd-Dumb and Dumber



The Chiles Babyback Ribs Theme Song-Fat Bastard-Austin Powers in the Spy Who Shagged Me

The Dick and Boob Sequence-Several Citizens-Austin Powers in Goldmember and The Spy Who Shagged Me
Jul 7 2004 3:00PM
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