so i have to be partners with this girl who i dont like at all. she is obnoxious and slutty and i dont want to be her partner but we are partners, so yea.
we have to sell a product. and she, 14 years old, suggests we sell sex toys. fml. we are in school little girl were not selling sex toys.
as were filling out the packet, i say, "we can use my skis." she says, "ok what size are they, like large?" and i said, "159." she say, "is that inches?". i cleard things up and she proecedes to say, so ill just write the size as 120-170.. really.. then she said well ppl need those sticks too, like poles so we can sell a ski/pole package. (im thinking bish waddabout the bindings and boots.) and she then said we can include a free stripper pole and dildo.. wowza.. then she said we should come in wearing baggy clothes. and i was like jea jea. i gotta sick armada jacket, real saggy. she said well im gunna need to borrow one. i said, um no, your not gunna borrow one.
seriously this bish is real dumb. then she started talking about sexy toys again, and was like we could make them play music and people could like fist pump like in there vaginas. (she acted it out). and she was like it could be like a party while your taking care of yourself.
stop talking about masturbating.. then she started talking about her mom's sex toys.. doy..
basically, i needed to vent.
conclusion is 14 y-o nymphos sont know anything about skis.
