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d.torb
Posts: 1 - Karma: 10
hullo my name is dee torb and i live in edmonton
i am not allowed to go skiiing
i want to ski, but my parents dont allow me because its against my religion
i one time snuck out and went skiing, but my parents got really really mad at me and beat me
do you guys have any suggestions on how to convince my parents that skiing is alright
Feb 22 2011 1:36PM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
ha?
Feb 22 2011 1:37PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
troll.
Feb 22 2011 1:37PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
tell them you will acquire many virgins if you a)go pro, or b) make friends with a pro?
Feb 22 2011 1:38PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
1. troll.
2. kill them you pussy
Feb 22 2011 1:40PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 19,088
This is simple. You just need to show them that skiing is not the worst thing you could be doing. I would recommend drugs - and not pussy stuff like weed. Go hardcore...lots of coke, and of course heroin. If this fails to get their attention, or you feel it might not be enough, why not attempt suicide? There are multiple ways to go about this, but I would personally recommend a really tall bridge, an entire bottle of painkillers, or perhaps hanging yourself in the doorway of your house! Nothing would grab their attention like finding you hanged right when they walk in the door after work. Problem solved. Next topic.
Feb 22 2011 1:41PM
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moonofendor
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 14
hullo my name is bee dorb and i live in bed mountain
i am not allowed to go sleeping
i want to sleep, but my parents dont allow me because its against my religion
i one time snuck out and went sleeping, but my parents got really really mad at me and beat me
do you guys have any suggestions on how to convince my parents that sleeping is alright
Feb 22 2011 1:42PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
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this is what your icon needs to be.
Feb 22 2011 1:44PM
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.Tom.
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 910
I wish the Religious thread didn't get deleted...dam Arabian and his children raping.
Feb 22 2011 1:55PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
tℜolL
Feb 22 2011 5:10PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Feb 22 2011 5:12PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
rowen knows best
Feb 22 2011 5:14PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
TROLOLOLOLOLOL
Feb 22 2011 5:18PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Called the fuck out
Feb 22 2011 5:18PM
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NickSki.
Posts: 2009 - Karma: 61
What is this? The plot of bend it like beckam?
Feb 22 2011 6:50PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
lets chill
Feb 22 2011 6:52PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
Zing!
Feb 22 2011 6:59PM
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