Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Funny Weed story.

profile picture
lorax
Posts: 1296 - Karma: 85
today i was riding the gondola with two mexican kids, about halfway through the lift ride one of them turns to me and says, "do you blaze maing?" i replied, "no, not really." (i dont smoke anymore and just a lesson to all the kids out there, never toke with mexicans, their weed is often laced.) Any way the kid say do you "mind if we blaze homes?" and i said "no." so any way i turn my head and look out the window for a while, and i hear the second kid say "a pizza crust, no way esse." i turn around and these kids are smoking out of a fucking pizza crust. anyway i laughed and looked out the window again. two minutes later one of them says "holy shit its burning!" the whole end of the pizza crust was black and smoking,the kid holding it runs to the window and throws it out into the snow. for the last two miutes of the ride they were both freaking out hoping no one found it. haha one of the funniest chairlift expericences ive ever been a oart of. fucking mexicans.
Feb 19 2011 11:38PM
0 0
profile picture
introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Hahah, that's hilarious.
Feb 19 2011 11:40PM
0 0
profile picture
igotbanned
Posts: 64 - Karma: 17

i wish we had gondolas where i ski.

Feb 19 2011 11:40PM
0 0
profile picture
Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
.......... oh boy
Feb 19 2011 11:40PM
0 0
profile picture
Chilly.
Posts: 930 - Karma: 24
cool story bro
Feb 19 2011 11:41PM
0 0
profile picture
windhamskibum
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 16
Click for larger image
Feb 19 2011 11:41PM
0 0
profile picture
FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
bahahahahaahahahaah fucking will, thats a hilarious story if its true. fuckin beans.
Feb 19 2011 11:41PM
0 0
profile picture
lukemeahan.
Posts: 1689 - Karma: 330
lol great story!
Feb 19 2011 11:42PM
0 0
profile picture
windhamskibum
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 16
damn you!
Feb 19 2011 11:42PM
0 0
profile picture
Chilly.
Posts: 930 - Karma: 24
:)
Feb 19 2011 11:43PM
0 0
profile picture
windhamskibum
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 16
the 20 seconds of google and copy and paste killed it.
Feb 19 2011 11:44PM
0 0
profile picture
jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
this is a kid at a local hockey game with tobacco in one of those oreo straw
Feb 19 2011 11:45PM
0 0
profile picture
jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
things
Feb 19 2011 11:45PM
0 0
profile picture
broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
one of my friends posted a link on fb today that was an article about my last year's SS teacher getting arrested with 5 pounds of weed in his car outside of vegas.

my social studies teacher was a drug dealer.
Feb 19 2011 11:47PM
0 0
profile picture
lorax
Posts: 1296 - Karma: 85
hahareal talk i mean of course the dialogue isnt word for word. and i forgot to include tat when the kid pulled out the pizza crust the other kid was like "maing i have a potato we could use." im glad they didnt.
Feb 19 2011 11:49PM
0 0
profile picture
.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,256
Hahaha epic
Feb 19 2011 11:50PM
0 0
profile picture
lorax
Posts: 1296 - Karma: 85
im covinced my freshman history teacher was a female pimp.
Feb 19 2011 11:59PM
0 0
profile picture
bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
hahahaha epic
Feb 20 2011 12:01AM
0 0
profile picture
pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
one time when i needed something to smoke out of i made a bowl out of starbursts just by mushing them together. it didn't work but i blame it on the wind and melting.
Feb 20 2011 12:36AM
0 0
profile picture
000000000000
Posts: 843 - Karma: 1,552
blazed laced shit once and hallucinated in first period science
Feb 20 2011 12:42AM
0 0
profile picture
lorax
Posts: 1296 - Karma: 85
i kinda wish i had my gopro with me.
Feb 20 2011 12:45AM
0 0
profile picture
californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
really? i mean really? you had to include this little nugget of racism into your crappy story?
Feb 20 2011 12:57AM
0 0
profile picture
shr@gler
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 912

so explain the racism? coz i dont see it.

just a generalisation on weed quality. stfu

Feb 20 2011 1:07AM
0 0
profile picture
Gnarczar
Posts: 155 - Karma: 22
wait wait wait... mexicans skiing?!?!!?
Feb 20 2011 1:13AM
0 0
profile picture
californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
no worries, i dont ever listen to canadians because they usually are very sheltered and know very little about the world.
Feb 20 2011 1:14AM
0 0
profile picture
AndrewGravesSV
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 14,901
lololololololollololololol
Feb 20 2011 1:21AM
0 0
profile picture
shr@gler
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 912

I know you're smokin BC bud.

you still failed to explain the racism. are you trying to say that insulting the marijuana quaility that mexican people smoke somehow is a personal stab at the way of life of a nation? coz i dont buy into that. especially against your racism to canadians.  we dont all ride dogsleds, my uncle owns a horse!

Feb 20 2011 1:23AM
0 0
profile picture
FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
what the....i dont even...what?
Feb 20 2011 1:26AM
0 0
profile picture
broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
no, i mean my social studies teacher was a drug dealer.
Feb 20 2011 1:31AM
0 0
profile picture
Gnarczar
Posts: 155 - Karma: 22
you mean your social dealer was a drug teacher?!? O.o
Feb 20 2011 1:32AM
0 0
profile picture
shr@gler
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 912
wait, so your drug teacher is a socialist?
Feb 20 2011 1:33AM
0 0
profile picture
broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
no, i mean my drug studies teacher was a social dealer.
Feb 20 2011 1:33AM
0 0
profile picture
lorax
Posts: 1296 - Karma: 85
I included this because two of myfriends have had laced weed sold to them without them knowing it from mexicans. P.S. Have you ever seen Friday?
Feb 21 2011 12:21AM
0 0
profile picture
RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
no they didn't..
Feb 21 2011 12:28AM
0 0
profile picture
wuj.
Posts: 227 - Karma: 122
That's awesome.
Feb 21 2011 12:29AM
0 0
profile picture
egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
classic
Feb 21 2011 12:36AM
0 0
profile picture
HitTheJim
Posts: 787 - Karma: 399
My 8th grade art teacher was arrested for being part of the biggest pot/drug ring in New York. i forget the exact number but it was some ridiculous number
Feb 21 2011 12:37AM
0 0
profile picture
Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
you should have seen this coming, but...... COOL STORY BRO
Feb 21 2011 12:38AM
0 0
profile picture
broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
theyre everywhere
Feb 21 2011 10:08AM
0 0
profile picture
japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
wait...mexicans ski?
Feb 21 2011 10:23AM
0 0
profile picture
lorax
Posts: 1296 - Karma: 85
actually they did, my highschool is like 65% mexican.
Feb 21 2011 10:40AM
0 0
profile picture
ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Wondering this myself. Probably employees
Feb 21 2011 10:41AM
0 0
profile picture
RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
no, no they didn't

Feb 21 2011 10:44AM
0 0
profile picture
namechange
Posts: 272 - Karma: 131
im not sure if i can believe this story. mexicans dont like the snow
Feb 21 2011 10:50AM
0 0
profile picture
Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
no, no it isn't. their weed just sucks. fucking bricked dirt weed that gets smuggled across the border.
Feb 21 2011 10:59AM
0 0
profile picture
samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
I believe the racism lies in that the op "warned" everyone to be cautious of smoking with any given Mexican person because they ALL have weed that's laced with other things. If you don't see how that's a sweeping generalization then you might actually be retarded. And saying that all Mexicans have shitty weed also insinuates that they can't really afford good weed, thus poking at their country's inferior economic status. No one cares about your uncle's horse.
Feb 21 2011 11:24AM
0 0
profile picture
KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
racism is just what most people thinka bout a general type of people. I see tons of "nigs" at my school who act like typical black people just to do it for no reason. Clearly acting like a gangster isnt going to get you far in life. Aka smoking out of a pizza crust will get you no where in life. The fact you have to smoke out o fa pizza crust is mind blowing.
Feb 21 2011 11:35AM
0 0
profile picture
207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
pizza crust?

lolque
Feb 21 2011 11:45AM
0 0
profile picture
eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
exactly
Feb 21 2011 12:10PM
0 0
profile picture
JewRad
Posts: 432 - Karma: 23
Second page. Mexicans ski?
Feb 21 2011 12:21PM
0 0
profile picture
PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Click for larger image
Feb 21 2011 12:34PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)