you've been skiing for three years? until you provide some sort of evidence that you can actually ski your argument is still invalid. I'm not saying to ski in the backseat, i'm just saying no matter how much you think you're pressuring your shins you still have your weight back, or else you would eat shit everywhere. you ski pow balanced and centered, with your weight slightly back when you're on park skis.
if you are making gay little bounce turns, well then i feel sorry for you. i'm sure warren miller and your mom love that they can keep up with you. I on the other hand prefer to ski pow lines aggressively, which when i'm not on my new lifes, requires being weighted slightly behind center. I'M NOT SAYING LEAN BACK AND AFTERBANG SO YOUR TIPS ARE OUT OF THE SNOW.
and as for the nancy comment, i 100% guarantee i slay harder than you. enjoy your riveting discussions of ski technique with your grandfather because i'm done with this argument.