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Funny Things Written in Bathrooms

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jambone
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www.writtenonabathroomstall.com

Feb 13 2011 2:04PM
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SkiThe603
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ain't that funny

Feb 13 2011 2:18PM
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wait.what
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Somebody wrote on a bathroom stall that they'd fucked my sister
a bunch of people agreed saying they'd done the deed too
i found out through my sister.
she was bragging because she thought it was hilarious because she was, "the most frigid girl in our highschool"
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Feb 13 2011 2:26PM
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matt.s
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i remember in 6th grade, someone had written on the stall wall in the bathroom

"here i sit, all lonely hearted.
Tried to shit, but only farted"
Feb 13 2011 2:37PM
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Anathema
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the only time i see a bathroom stall is when im drunk, and im usually looking straight up or straight down
Feb 13 2011 2:39PM
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GayWolf420
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Thats funny because I actually did fuck your sister. But I didn't write that.
Feb 13 2011 2:41PM
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hoodratz47
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one time at the public bathooms at goverment camp in the stalls some one had shit ever where.. i mean every where... and some one. had taken some shit and wrote "SHIT" with feces on the wall... it was a good laugh.
Feb 13 2011 2:45PM
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Dylan_
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at my mountain next to the one of the toilets it says

" here i sit on my pooper giving birth to a NYS trooper"
Feb 13 2011 2:47PM
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RICK_ROSS
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the game


but really.
Feb 13 2011 3:03PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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hahaha
Feb 13 2011 3:11PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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"Abandon all hope, ye who poop here."
Feb 13 2011 3:12PM
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hank_hill
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"if you're looking for a joke, its between your legs"

that was in my regular stall in high school
Feb 13 2011 3:21PM
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Brenone
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In the shitter at Lincoln Center right above the TP dispenser it says "Juliard Diplomas"
Feb 13 2011 3:24PM
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Toasty.
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"tap foot for bj"

cant remember the number, but "wanna have a good time in bozeman, then call -------- and we can hook up, or meet here for manly love" it felt like just like the seen in dumb and dumber. i read that and got the hell out of there.

Feb 13 2011 3:26PM
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BlakeLively
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I always write "Remember the Alamo!". i assume it confuses people.
Feb 13 2011 3:30PM
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woabrs
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here's the link for the facebook fan page for this site http://www.facebook.com/pages/WrittenOnABathroomStallcom/163076903743393
Feb 16 2011 9:21AM
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hurrdurr
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someone had written "you hold the future of this country in your hands"
Feb 16 2011 9:29AM
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powderdrunkie
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"2008 was the cause of it all!"

Feb 16 2011 9:29AM
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maximiliaan
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meh
Feb 16 2011 9:32AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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used to work at canadian tire, and people would write stuff like "fuck ct" and "(this manager)'s so gay" and all kinds of angry bitching, then someone wrote "poop if you like ct"
Feb 16 2011 9:33AM
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Holdenbro
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hahahaha
Feb 16 2011 9:35AM
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Lemuel
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That was my guess. Shall I go add the UVM bathroom writings right now? Why yes, yes I shall.
Feb 16 2011 10:10AM
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Holdenbro
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i dont understand one bit of this
Feb 16 2011 10:16AM
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twoplankerbean
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I've seen in a porta-potty on a job site:

L&I Warning:  Due to hazardous blue water splash, all turds over six inches must be hand-lowered.
Feb 16 2011 12:01PM
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geteducated
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so is your sister a whore or what?


also, on the left side of the stall it said look right and on the right side it said look left.

also you have the general gay innuendo, swastikas, some hippies philosophy about life, that kinda stuff.
Feb 16 2011 12:04PM
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O.G.Surachai
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My favorite so far are:

Someone drew a pair of hairy legs and a shlong from an ariel view and wrote "self-portrait" next to it.

"Darth Vader lives" with the lives scratched out and replaced with "kills"

"Toy Story 2 was a good movie"
Feb 16 2011 12:08PM
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thugaim
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OLOLOL
Feb 16 2011 12:22PM
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Winston_Smith
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Feb 16 2011 12:45PM
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.nasty
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reminds me of that demetri martin joke.

I was in a bathroom stall once, and some wrote "Metallica rules!"
then under that "Metallica sucks!"
then under that "you suck!"
and under that "I'll kill you!"

and so then i thought.. wow, a lot of people shit with pens.
Feb 16 2011 12:58PM
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wait.what
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No, she's the most frigid immature human being, despite being 19...
Feb 16 2011 1:10PM
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pomme-de-terre
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i was in a bathroom at a campsite somewhere in some hell in the adirondacks, there was a HUGE drawing of the aqua teen hunger force characters carved into the wood of the bathroom stall. not drawn, fucking carved. it was AMAZING. i took a picture but the phone it was on got destroyed. it was like the most beautiful and detailed wood carving i have ever seen in my life, it probably took the person who did it hours or days to complete.

Feb 16 2011 1:24PM
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Funkadelic
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By frigid do you mean cold or...... What?
Feb 16 2011 1:27PM
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Bi-ShredinalGuy
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for a good time call... it was our english teachers number lol
Feb 16 2011 1:27PM
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wait.what
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Yeah, she is completely frozen.
Feb 16 2011 1:33PM
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MADmex
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hahahahahaha
Feb 16 2011 1:36PM
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MADmex
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hahahahahaha
Feb 16 2011 1:36PM
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apcaipse
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There's a stall at my school that has just about every hot girls name on it. At the top, it says "Rate bitches get money"
Feb 16 2011 1:40PM
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MADmex
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thats awesome!!!! my school has the "List" were the 25 hottest females (including teachers) is rated 1-25
Feb 16 2011 1:44PM
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blindside
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in random bathroom stall:

God is Dead

- Nietzsche

underneath it:

Nietzsche is dead

- God
Feb 16 2011 3:53PM
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woabrs
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http://http://writtenonabathroomstall.blogspot.com/2011/02/and-mom-jokes-begin.html
Feb 16 2011 4:18PM
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woabrs
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http://http://writtenonabathroomstall.blogspot.com/2011/02/and-mom-jokes-begin.htmlhttp://writtenonabathroomstall.blogspot.com/2011/02/and-mom-jokes-begin.html
Feb 16 2011 4:19PM
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woabrs
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jesus...
Feb 16 2011 4:21PM
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ORDEAL
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Feb 16 2011 4:30PM
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notadoctor
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"flush twice, it's a long way to burger king"

I always write 9-11 was an inside job.
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Feb 16 2011 4:55PM
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infuser
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not funny but in my school bathroom somebody wrote a threat that wasn't released to the public. bombsquad, fbi, swat and police from all over came as we waited outside the school on a hill and ate the 200 pizza's the school ordered for us

fbi was monitoring are halls for the next week until they caught whoever wrote it. crazy shit goes down in bathroom stalls inb4 cool story bro/hansel

Feb 16 2011 5:43PM
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Candy
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In the bathroom at Davanza's in PC.

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Feb 16 2011 5:52PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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we had a retard at my primary school, and i remember he shat his pants once, so he flushed his undies down the toilet and wrote things all over the bathroom stall with his poop then put the remaining matter in his lunch box
Feb 16 2011 6:01PM
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GayWolf420
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LOL i've seen that. Soo priceless.
Feb 16 2011 6:35PM
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jambone
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That's offensive.  I like it.

Feb 19 2011 9:43PM
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woabrs
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http://writtenonabathroomstall.blogspot.com/2011/02/and-their-like-do-you-wanna-trade-cards.html
Feb 22 2011 6:52PM
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bo0b
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yesterday i took a chance
tried to fart then shit my pants

My cavorite is: Wings over burlington should be sued for what theyre doing to my asshole right now!
underneath: I should Be sued for what I did to ur moms asshole
Feb 22 2011 7:55PM
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