Girlfriend: i wanna have sex
Boyfriend: but i wanna listen to dubstep =/
Girlfriend: we could have sex while listening to dubstep
*some time later*
Officer: so ur telling me she just blew up?
Boyfriend: yes sir =(
yes. im fucking gay. get the FUCK over it.
And the great prophet Ninjanius Steezius stood high
above his people and proclaimed: