I got out from my nice warm bed to take a leak, I open the lid to find the water is blackish (it's that general color but not that way). I thought 'ew gross' but not that big a deal. Relieve myself, flush the toilet, and it gives a rejecting gurgling noise.
Then it overflowed.
I would have minimized damage by closing the water tank's stopper if it weren't for the assorted shit on the top of the back part, thank you very much mom. I didn't have time to move the stuff off as my feet were getting soaked in grungy toilet water, so I stepped out of the bathroom and watched the damage unfold, as if I were watching a sperm whale vomit (It just keeps coming and coming...!).
It's absolutely terrible. The whole room reeks hideously now with assorted pieces of unknown matter (looks like ashes, I swear if my brother and his pot's ashes which he flushes are the cause of this he is so dead) scattered on the floor, and leaving me in a very agitated state. I don't want to use a towel because there's just so much water, and it's 1:30 in the morning. I can't deal with this right now; I just wanna jack off and go to sleep (I'll unfortunately be in for a rude awakening tomorrow morning when my mom finds this horrid mess).
Help me, what should I do?