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alpacarider
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If' we're all god's children but jesus was god's only son..... according to the bible are we all females????
Feb 3 2011 8:54PM
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t3hb055
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well no, it's fiction
Feb 3 2011 8:55PM
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poluhasuper
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Feb 3 2011 8:56PM
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NickSki.
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But Jesus was God. Its called incarnation.
Feb 3 2011 8:57PM
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eldridge
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a talking snake also convinced the only two people on earth to eat a bad apple.....or something like that
Feb 3 2011 8:59PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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bo
Feb 3 2011 8:59PM
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.Emerson.
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It's a conspiracy
Feb 3 2011 8:59PM
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pigglywiggly
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you just REALLY had to say this, didnt you?
Feb 3 2011 9:01PM
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JamesR
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If human belly buttons are the result of umbilical cords connected to mothers and God had no mother; considering that we were created in His image, it logically follows that either there is no god or we do not have belly buttons.
Feb 3 2011 9:04PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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but if God's not real than who is Jesus' real father?
Feb 3 2011 9:04PM
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Feb 3 2011 9:08PM
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eldridge
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Oh Gnartron, how i love your insight<3
Feb 3 2011 9:10PM
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gypsytown
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the reincarnation of the devil on earth will be a man born of a woman with no father, therefore jesus = the devil, brought to earth in order to trick people into believing a false religion and secretly worshipping the devil
Feb 3 2011 9:10PM
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iFlip
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This sounds like a question for Mormon.org. Just curious, where did you hear this? I'd never thought of it like this before...
Feb 3 2011 9:12PM
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Piste.Off
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It actually goes like this:
God first made Adam and Eve. We are all decedents of Adam and Eve. They lived about 1000 years before Jesus was born. Jesus is the son of God but he also is God in the sense that he was fully human and fully divine. Jesus is God's only son because Jesus was divine and had god status powers and normal humans don't. We are still all children of God because he created Adam and Eve, making him the father, and all of us his children. /12 years of theology classes
Feb 3 2011 9:19PM
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Piste.Off
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I'm not saying its what I believe, that's just a Christian's view on this thing.
Feb 3 2011 9:21PM
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.jesus.
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joseph the dumb broad lied about being a virgin prolly due to a drunken game of kill the snake and she got preggo and lied saying it was from god so she wouldn't get stoned to death
Feb 3 2011 9:22PM
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ORDEAL
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May God help us struggle with the temptations of lesbianism, amen.


Problem mormons?
Feb 3 2011 9:23PM
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SeanTom
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Thank you for clearing that up for us jesus.
Feb 3 2011 9:49PM
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theWIZARD
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judist
Feb 3 2011 10:03PM
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Wheaty214
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I always thought about how Adam and Eve had all the children in the world, I mean wouldn't the 3rd generation be made from the sons and daughters of Adam and Eve? The kids would be mentally handicapped because of all the incest that occurs to make the future generations of Adam and Eve. \

They would all be related and getting dumber and dumber as more generations are made from the constant incest that had to have been happening for us to be us. If incest makes the future generation dumber then how fucking smart were Adam and Eve? That's one pretty large ass flaw with the bible haha. Well thats my two cents on the subject.

Feb 3 2011 10:18PM
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[creative]
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maybe they were superhumans...
Feb 3 2011 10:28PM
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[creative]
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wyatt
Feb 3 2011 10:29PM
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Cufe.
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pics or it didnt happen.
Feb 3 2011 10:30PM
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.jesus.
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no problem fools need to stop worshiping me and shit it's damn boring and i feel like shit because of all these wars people get killed over in my name
Feb 3 2011 10:39PM
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alpacarider
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just thought of it
Feb 4 2011 11:33PM
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bistroburrito
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do you believe in magic
Feb 5 2011 11:26AM
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Tall_Paul
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made me lol
Feb 5 2011 11:28AM
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