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ForrestW
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this is THE worst invention ever... im having to take it a second time for clarkson univ because (shocker i know) people drink in college! wow holy fuck!
anyone else have to do this shit? it says it takes 3 hours
Feb 2 2011 2:02AM
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WillStart
Posts: 3955 - Karma: 3,192
yep, had to do it. definitely a bitch
Feb 2 2011 2:04AM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,314
I did it, it was really really stupid. doesn't take 3 hours. mute all the videos and watch a ski movie or something.
Feb 2 2011 2:04AM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
Quit bitching
Feb 2 2011 2:04AM
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wells11490
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maybe an hour tops.. just check in on the video every once and a while cuz you have to press next sometimes and it wont continue automatically
Feb 2 2011 2:07AM
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klayer_9
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I had to take a 6 hour class. Shit happens. I still drink.
Feb 2 2011 2:07AM
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Dan.
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I'm taking Beer and Spirits, and Wines of the Old World, both 3 credit hour classes, one right after the other. lets just say my mondays and wednesdays fucking rule, until I get to my evening course.

but this thread isn't about that kind of alcohol education, is it.
Feb 2 2011 2:37AM
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ForrestW
Posts: 451 - Karma: 56
na what you have is sweet, what i have blowwwssss
Feb 2 2011 2:45AM
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elemeno89
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i had to take it three times. twice for drinking on campus and another being a requirement to finish pledging my fraternity. it sucks.
Feb 2 2011 2:51AM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
you go yo clarkson!?

do you know sabra warren?
Feb 2 2011 6:37AM
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moonofendor
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if it's the one with the test, there's a website with all the answers to the questions... really helpful if you're drinking while taking the course.
Feb 2 2011 8:44AM
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ForrestW
Posts: 451 - Karma: 56
yeah i go to clarkson but i havent met him/her. they in ski club?
Feb 2 2011 12:16PM
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Scott0_robot0
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get rrreeeaaallllyyyy drunk first or just sip on some wine and laugh like your rich and dont care.
Feb 2 2011 12:19PM
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VasilevSKI
Posts: 195 - Karma: 18
I paid someone to do it.
Feb 2 2011 12:22PM
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skithesprings
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you need to answer some percentage right or you have to take it again, (i forget the actual %) but i got it by 1%, such a relief

Feb 2 2011 12:42PM
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ImNotARacist
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I live in Utah and wtf is this?!
Feb 2 2011 12:44PM
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c.davis
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word
Feb 2 2011 1:05PM
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monsterdong11
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talk to me when youve done it twice..
Feb 2 2011 1:26PM
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pomme-de-terre
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im pretty sure she is... i dunno, im pretty sure im going on a clarkson ski club trip at some point though
Feb 3 2011 10:05PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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ahha i had to do it too.
Feb 3 2011 10:05PM
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soulskier
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the first time wasnt enough to make you a little bit smarter about your drinking? unless it is not a punishment, but a requirement in which case i apologize
Feb 3 2011 10:07PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
put vodka in water bottle
show up to class
drink
????
PROFIT!
Feb 3 2011 10:31PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48

Is it an online class? Turn it into a drinking game.

Is it a class you take in a classroom? Turn it into a drinking game anyways.

Feb 3 2011 10:33PM
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travazoid
Posts: 221 - Karma: 279
I'm drunk right now. Taking an online stats class. Drinking game.
Feb 3 2011 10:34PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
i start mine on monday. not looking forward to it......
Feb 3 2011 10:34PM
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gmack24
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yooo I went to suny potsdam and had to take that...hows pdam man? shitty town but it can be a blast. Sucks you're surrounded by dudes at clarkson but if you have game you can pull skanks at backstreets lol.
Feb 3 2011 10:36PM
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PBRasap
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 326
I had to do it, for drinking in the dorms. Didn't get caught during, but someone ratted us out. Cost me 35$ too... the whole thing was bullshit though. I lied and said i only have 3 drinks a week and it told me I drank more than 85 % of america women...seriously?!
Feb 3 2011 10:54PM
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skithesprings
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haha, i'd say on an average party night 15 or so "drinks" is a decent average. if a handle holds 40 shots, then i've had way more than 40 drinks in a week. i'd say around 60. freshman syllabus week was cool but i will never drink that much again.

"alcoholic" status achieved.


Feb 4 2011 5:55AM
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skichicky3
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I had to do it even though I live off campus, its super annoying and the first time I did it, it didn't process correctly, so I had to do it again. Bahhh takes so long
Feb 4 2011 6:36AM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
Dude, I got picked up by campus police the other day...woke up in a hospital bed. Don't talk to me about college alcohol policy. I have seen the worst of it, and lemmetellya I'd love to have just had to fill out a damn survey.
Feb 4 2011 6:47AM
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PBRasap
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Yeah Can you imagine what it would have said if i didn't lie? It would prob. send me to rehab stat. Our RD here also has the habit of calling the ambulance on everyone. I woke up at 4 am to them busting in my room like the FBI asking me if i had been drinking. After i convinced 4 public safeties 2 EMT's and three RA's that i was fine i got to go back to bed. They took ym friend Lucy to the hospital for 7 beers, the hospital staff asked her why she was even there. This is all after a casual night of drinking and cards on a wednesday, too.
Feb 4 2011 8:11AM
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shocker611
Posts: 2599 - Karma: 423
at u of u you have to take a six hour class, and pay 50 bucks.. luckily i got outta it though
Feb 4 2011 8:41AM
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poluhasuper
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the people at ur school are fucking retarded in that case, at Johnson i talked to a Public Safetly officer shitfaced before and he didnt give a shit about it haha. We were also on the main Quad smoking on a monday afternoon and he told us to go to our car or the woods next time, but its "okay if you finish up here, ill give you guys an hour"
Feb 4 2011 9:20AM
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Me0w_mix
Posts: 312 - Karma: 13
i feel like i'm lucky now because i never got caught...knock on wood :]
Feb 4 2011 11:32AM
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PBRasap
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you're definitely lucky. Its not our Public safety though, they really could care less. I've seen someone stumble past them and they don't give a shit.Someone hot boxed the laundry room hallway once and Public Saftey just told me he got off in 5 mins and was just gonna stand there and get a contact high until his shift was over. Its just my building's RD. He's one of those weasely little men on a power trip. Public saftey and the EMT's are so tired of him calling them out for people are are barely buzzin.
Feb 4 2011 11:33AM
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