Two eggs over easy, two sausage patties, two slices of cheddar cheese, and two pieces of toast. Make a sandwich out of it and pierce the eggs so they run, and get a cup of coffee and some orange juice. Fuck I'm so hungryyy
Too late for this morning, but if you're feeling extra manly and craving for some bacon in the future hit this up:
That's a solid 4 pounds of meat.