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Dumont's X Games Oakley commercial

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snowisawesome
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Possibly made by gapers.  Horrible.  Made Dumont look even gayer and whoever at Oakley thought that up should be fired.  What did y'all think?
Jan 30 2011 5:27PM
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slaydave
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i agree it was horrible.
Jan 30 2011 5:30PM
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EmperorKuzco
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why was it so bad?
Jan 30 2011 5:31PM
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iSmokeweed
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he looked like a tool^
Jan 30 2011 5:31PM
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GolfingElephant
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why did he have a bow and arrow?
Jan 30 2011 5:32PM
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luc
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and they made him bigger than he is...makes the comic figur look like having a waterhead!
Jan 30 2011 5:33PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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can anyone drop a link?
Jan 30 2011 5:33PM
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thatsG
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He did a triple though
Jan 30 2011 5:33PM
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PJS.
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why not? its like a superhero theme for oakleys pro collection, i have the poster
Jan 30 2011 5:33PM
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CAATFISH
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does the suit come with bow and arrow?
Jan 30 2011 5:46PM
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niSE7EN
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that was really gay
Jan 30 2011 5:48PM
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midwestpowhunter
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gay as aids
Jan 30 2011 5:53PM
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Potguy
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So that we buy oakley products
Jan 30 2011 5:54PM
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DERS.
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in real life the girl would probably have been taller than him...
Jan 30 2011 5:54PM
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J-Evs
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it pisses me off everytime it comes on
Jan 30 2011 5:54PM
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bpalmer
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hahahaha yeah he looked so tall that girl must have been like 4'8
Jan 30 2011 6:02PM
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A.Eberhard
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?
Jan 30 2011 6:13PM
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Tall_Paul
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I laughed the first time I saw it because of how bad it was
Jan 30 2011 6:46PM
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rankstank
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linky?
Jan 30 2011 6:49PM
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Petersaurusrex
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That commercial seriously pissed me the fuck off...


It didn't even need to be Simon, the commercial was just a piece of shit :p
Jan 30 2011 6:54PM
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gypsytown
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what a suprise another simon related hate thread
Jan 30 2011 6:56PM
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THUGwife
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yeah back country as well
Jan 30 2011 6:57PM
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No_Dub
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.
Jan 30 2011 6:59PM
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AGOF
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they also managed to make it relevant to the issues of ns, as he was rocking no poles
Jan 30 2011 9:25PM
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.squirrely.
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dumont short jokes are so funny
Jan 30 2011 9:27PM
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SkiThe603
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He did before this, it just helped add on
Jan 30 2011 9:28PM
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JerryK
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For your viewing displeasure if you haven't seen it... http://vimeo.com/18879927
Jan 31 2011 7:46PM
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Keenan_Jones
Posts: 436 - Karma: 175
i honestly don't know why everyone is hating on Dumont right now... Very familiar to 3/4 years ago when people hated on Tanner so hard. Throwing snowballs at him at X. The following year everyone was in love with Tanner again... It's very sad to see an awesome community be a bunch of whinny little bitches.
Jan 31 2011 7:50PM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
haha oh god wow.... at least it was accurate with his left side double cork ten with a mute grab...
Jan 31 2011 7:52PM
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JakeSalvador
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This. Chill out. I don't see you guys on a comercial for Oakley and having multiple sponsors. Plus being an X-Games gold medalist? Shut up. Unless your better than him there is no point in hating on him.
Jan 31 2011 7:54PM
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vauban08
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Mad respect for Simon. It's just the commercial I had to laugh about. :D He prob. found it silly, too.
Jan 31 2011 8:06PM
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Petersaurusrex
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The fact that it is Simon doesn't change the fact that it was a shitty commercial played every 5 seconds.

Yeah, sure, I don't like Simon but it could have been anyone and it would have made me want to throw up in my mouth.
Jan 31 2011 8:09PM
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jason...
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this is a thread hating on a ad, not the dude himself. and most of the hate is because he acts like a baby whenever he doesnt win.
Jan 31 2011 8:11PM
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Just_Send_It
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wow horrible
Jan 31 2011 8:17PM
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BenWest
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Putting things into cartoon format seems to be the thing these days. NHL Guardian project anyone?? For those that don't know what it is... basically the NHL decided that a better way to get kids into hockey than getting them to play it, would be to make cartoon books, tv shows, and maybe a movie, staring super heroes, one for each team, as designed by Stan Lee. I don't give a flying fuck what Stan Lee has accomplished in his career, he did a terrible job and it's an embarrassment to hockey. Yeah. just had to rant about that given the subject.
Jan 31 2011 9:35PM
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tall_t
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lol im taller than a prooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! and i was watching x with friends and when it came on, we laughed like crazy.
Jan 31 2011 9:50PM
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max...
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damn! he just barely missed sniping that girl with big hips! better luck next time simon
Jan 31 2011 10:04PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
What about Eero Attala's crazy orange tongue/throw up bullshit? Let's not just hate on Simon, all those commercials sucked monkey cock. They were like taking shrooms and falling Tron-style into SSX Tricky. Or Jonny Moseley Mad Trix.
Jan 31 2011 10:23PM
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Ryan*
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*Ettala
Jan 31 2011 10:24PM
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hurrisun
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hahaha i was coming in here to post this but figured someone would be on it that was sooo bad hahaha fuck simon dumont and oakley i was gunna buy some splices but now im totally buying some eg2s or i/o's

ya sucked up
Feb 1 2011 12:02AM
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spicyjib
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lmao true that! did you see him almost cry when he got kicked out of 1st in super pipe by Torin Yater-Wallace! like damn dude i would be giveing the kid props not geting sad about it!
Feb 1 2011 12:03AM
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gnarles.
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my eyes ahhh
Feb 1 2011 12:32AM
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Peter.
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i kinda like it, i like the whole cartoon style that oakley has this year
Feb 1 2011 12:43AM
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Captain_Slow
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I hated the whole thing, didnt represent him well
Feb 1 2011 1:53AM
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Hemulen.
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his moustache makes him look like a 14 year old
Feb 1 2011 2:08AM
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Mr_pretzel
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This shit really needs to stop.

EVERYONE IS FUCKING MAD WHEN THEY LOSE! Just simon gets filmed and its put on live tv.
Do they film the losing team right after the super bowl is over? No. Simon was just upset that he got robbed of something he worked so hard to get.


He is also a short person, short people get more mad then other people because they are short.

Also how does his personality show by him getting mad when losing? I just shows he cares deeply about skiing and that he works super hard to get what he wants.
/end rant.
Feb 1 2011 2:28AM
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snowswinger
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Dear Oakley,

Here are some random thoughts on ur recent xgames commercial featuring Dumont;

-Many ppl who dont know about skiing watched that commercial. They laughed at us, not with us.
-Bad publicity is better than no publicity does not apply in this case.
-That commercial made me NOT want to buy Oakley product.
-This is why stupid ppl shouldnt breed.
-2 steps forward for skiing, 1 step back with the oakley commercial.

That is all. Thanks for letting me rant.
Feb 1 2011 2:38AM
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snowbombz
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that was more disturbing than the human centipede!
Feb 1 2011 2:46AM
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oreopancake.
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Omg is that Jiblife gameplay footage?
Feb 1 2011 3:01AM
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Jahrassicpark
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God damn, I hate the Oakley anime type theme, just looks so dumb, and Dumont looks like a gaylord at the end
Feb 1 2011 3:16AM
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