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A worthy take on last night's pipe finals by Jacob Wester
I wish Dorey landed his run
RIP Shane & CRJ
Yo! Taste my pain, bitch!
"I am never going to call a triple back a “cork”, and everyone is talking about who’s going to do it on skis. It won’t be me, since I’d rather punch myself in the balls over and over all day than do a triple on a concrete hard, relatively small jump in January. I’ll make sure to give you all a good show nonetheless!"
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."-Jeremy Bloom
hire ninjas to kill him
pros:you won't feel as guilty
you don't actually have to kill him
he won't talk shit about your girl
you get to meet ninjas
your "boy" will be dead
you might feel slightly guilty
the ninjas might turn on you
You know what to do.- no_steeze
does that mean he'll try one at JOI in April, on SOFT snow, and a BIG perfect jump?
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