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If skiing was a religion who would be the god(s)

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Panda_with_Guns
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name tells it all
Jan 28 2011 10:07PM
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E.FARR
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obviously tom wallisch...full tilts are his cross..everyones got them
Jan 28 2011 10:08PM
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derperp
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skiierman would be moses
eheath would be his brother
Jan 28 2011 10:10PM
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jack+
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your sig applies nicely to this thread
Jan 28 2011 10:11PM
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garrett.
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seth morrison
Jan 28 2011 10:13PM
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muFFn
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I think a skiing religion would be polytheistic.
Jan 28 2011 10:27PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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da fuck that mean?
Jan 28 2011 10:28PM
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PJS.
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defintiley
Jan 28 2011 10:29PM
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Darth_Veeder
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I fucking lol'd. Hard.
Jan 28 2011 10:29PM
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SickNameHere
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This question didn't even need to be asked.
Jan 28 2011 10:32PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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now i feel like a dumbass. and tanner hall is god/jesus.
Jan 28 2011 10:35PM
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muFFn
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=polytheistic+

Here.
Jan 28 2011 10:39PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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o. :p
Jan 28 2011 10:41PM
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PJS.
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oh hey you have my old icon, i see you too googled panda and put it into icon mode
Jan 28 2011 10:42PM
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van_ski
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Photoshop perhaps...Click for larger image
Jan 28 2011 11:06PM
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Mr.Fister
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isn't that Sage in the middle?
Jan 28 2011 11:13PM
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swagburg
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shane/
Jan 28 2011 11:15PM
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Downtofilm
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Jan 28 2011 11:17PM
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PJS.
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eh on henrik. i think its more about the pioneers. but he can be an apostle
Jan 28 2011 11:23PM
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PJS.
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*saint. saints are for specific things
Jan 28 2011 11:32PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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t wallnuts or simon dumont for hrcules
Jan 28 2011 11:33PM
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soulskier
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shane for sure
Jan 28 2011 11:34PM
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PJS.
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not a god. t-wall can be the pope
Jan 28 2011 11:35PM
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trettzilla
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haha wow i lol'd so hard. and tanner, CR and Shane. apostles- will Lj Henrik and Wallisch
Jan 28 2011 11:35PM
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Troy.
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ON IT. Gimmie 10 mins.
Jan 28 2011 11:58PM
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vailsux.com
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Ullr.

His earthly disciples would obviously be all the skiing legends we know and love.
Jan 29 2011 12:12AM
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Troy.
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NS GIVE ME 12 NAMES

I have T Hall, Wallisch, Mconkey or however you spell it, Seth Morrison, Simon Dumont.
Jan 29 2011 12:20AM
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muFFn
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Andy Parry
Will Wesson
Shane McConkey
C.R. Johnson
Seth Morison
Tom Wallish
Tanner Hall
Lj Strenio
Charles Garnier (sp?)
Pep Fujas
Andy Mahre
Sammy Carlson

First 12 that hit me.
Jan 29 2011 12:36AM
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Troy.
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Shitty photoshopping, but it'll do the job. Enjoy? Haha.

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Jan 29 2011 12:47AM
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gwhitey
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yes
Jan 29 2011 12:52AM
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muFFn
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+K good sir.
Jan 29 2011 12:52AM
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vailsux.com
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This is fucking great.
Jan 29 2011 12:54AM
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special_k10101
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it would be a polytheistic system with the chief gods being the new canadian air force since they created the movement. but their prophet is candide.
Jan 29 2011 1:14AM
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Troy.
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I'm assuming that is what you were looking for? Haha
Jan 29 2011 1:15AM
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Bi-ShredinalGuy
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CR Johnson
Jan 29 2011 1:17AM
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T.DUB
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twall is the king of afterbang, afterbang equals holyness, therefore twall is the holy king= god
Jan 29 2011 1:17AM
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Emma_Watson
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you sir, are a tard.
Go to school, get learned.
Jan 29 2011 1:22AM
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Blake.P
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How has nobody said people like JP, Eric Pollard, douglass, candide, plake or any of the other people that were huge in the original progression of the sport
Jan 29 2011 1:34AM
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Troy.
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Plake is in my pic haha
Jan 29 2011 1:36AM
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Jahrassicpark
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Adam Delorme
Jan 29 2011 1:41AM
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terror.bear
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That's pretty fuckin' coo boo shat Mister.
Jan 29 2011 1:48AM
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muFFn
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I try to stay in style.
Jan 29 2011 2:07AM
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muFFn
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Crap. I knew I was forgeting someone.
Jan 29 2011 3:08AM
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Chali2na
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Can someone tell me which skier was put in judas' position in that photoshop of the last supper????
Jan 29 2011 3:40AM
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Mr_W00
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All hail Gnar, mighty god of snow!
Jan 29 2011 4:04AM
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hellomynameisjef
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t wall as jesus? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no
Jan 29 2011 10:31AM
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mr.skierman
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So great
Jan 29 2011 10:38AM
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panojibber
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JP Auclair
Mike Douglas
JF Cusson
Shane McConkey
Seth Morrison
Tanner Hall
Jon Olsson

to name a few in no particular order.
Jan 29 2011 12:58PM
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mr.k2
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major +k for you my friend
Jan 29 2011 4:16PM
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