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School Dance.

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basedjase
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Any prank ideas?

I was thinking of letting out 1000 crickets during the middle of the dance.
Anymore?
Jan 27 2011 1:13AM
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macat22
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1000 crickets all over the floor
Jan 27 2011 1:13AM
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Legion
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suicide bomb those fuckers... or not
Jan 27 2011 1:16AM
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basedjase
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I'm thinkin more realistc haha
Jan 27 2011 1:22AM
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rudager
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spike the punch










WITH ACID
Jan 27 2011 1:28AM
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Jaimee.
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You could go for the classic stinkbomb.

It's pretty sweet to do with your friends... go to the middle, have a signal drop them and stomp on them. Or if you want to be more sophisticated have a group of friends at random points in the auditorium, gym, wherever you have the dance. It's fun to do it by doorways as well as in the middle of the grinding mass of people.
Jan 27 2011 2:17AM
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RonSwanson
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cut the power
Jan 27 2011 8:32AM
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ReignMan
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stay away from party fowls. get a shitload of oil at get the ground hella slick. girls are going to fall. It will be fun to watch.
Jan 27 2011 9:00AM
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airjake
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mice!!
Jan 27 2011 9:06AM
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maximiliaan
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why would you prank on the school dance... chick dont dig that shit bro...
Jan 27 2011 9:12AM
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[BRI]noceros
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wow 1000 crickets? jeez, that's pretty creative for a 6th grader
Jan 27 2011 9:14AM
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moonofendor
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bring in champange bottles, and spray the shit outta everyone.

Jan 27 2011 9:27AM
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little1337
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there was this kid at my cousins school who thought he was a jedi.... he set up a harness on top of there 30 ft high balcony above the caf. he swung down and threw catsup packets at people and he ha a toy lightsaber that he threw down. he was up for 45 muinets before coming down and sprinting out the door. he was also in full costume the whole time
Jan 27 2011 10:01AM
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Bar_Down
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i remember when i focused on stupid pranks instead of hooking up with bitches. oh wait, no i dont
Jan 27 2011 10:07AM
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soulskier
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feed ambien to squirrels and release them
Jan 27 2011 10:10AM
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icantskiiFILM
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wow hahahaha that would take a vial or prob more...that would be hilarious but also like terrible
Jan 27 2011 10:12AM
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arneson
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do to the dance dressed like jesus.
Jan 27 2011 11:20AM
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JIBpsy^^
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cut the power then once its dark run around stealling bitches panties

Jan 27 2011 11:24AM
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jason...
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rape as many girls as you can.
Jan 27 2011 11:30AM
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.Apex.
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marble the floor, but not like a couple hundred, like 5 thousand all at once
Jan 27 2011 11:31AM
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Dosh
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i like this
Jan 27 2011 11:40AM
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basedjase
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Good one! Thats why you do it at the end of the dance..
Jan 27 2011 11:56AM
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Mr.Turtle
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*Rohypnol
Jan 27 2011 12:11PM
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Winston_Smith
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This

actually maybe just put tiny tape worms in it, people will drink them unknowingly, they'll grow and solve your schools obseity problem

Jan 27 2011 1:19PM
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Aenigma
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That sounds delicious.
Jan 27 2011 1:28PM
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soulskier
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Jan 27 2011 5:04PM
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Mr.Luke
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There a DJ? Knock him out and play porn through the speakers.
Jan 27 2011 5:28PM
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Stickity
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wait
should the girl feel your boner?
Jan 27 2011 5:30PM
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Jahrassicpark
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light a fire in the gym the poo on the door handles so people get it on their hands when they try to escape...

pause....... not
Jan 27 2011 5:31PM
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Emma_Watson
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fuck around w/ the bass/sound system
Jan 27 2011 5:36PM
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pmsnow
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Of course dude. you can't hide that little thing from her. Plant it on her ass to let her know that its there and you mean business
Jan 27 2011 6:51PM
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Stickity
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way more serious response than i was expecting haha
Jan 27 2011 6:52PM
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Jaimee.
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I had that happen to me once.
In grade 10, when we hosted the soccer provincials..... I ran away. He was the greasiest person I've ever seen. And I've walked Hastings.
Jan 27 2011 6:53PM
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yuck
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someone did the crickets at my school during an assembly once. it was hilarious, because the girls freaked out and the guys had a massive schoolwide cricket crushing contest. I got like, 32 or something and I dont even know anyone else who got more than that :)
Jan 27 2011 6:57PM
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RubberSoul
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haha that sounds about right

semi-related note, one time i was at the beach with a couple guys and ladies and we were skipping rocks and shit, and the ladies were just chillin and this old ass guy walks up and looks at me all serious and is like "always been that way, always will be that way. guys throw rocks, and girls sit on rocks" and then disappeared. i laughed but really, it's true, check it next time it's relevant. i bet your lady friends are chillin hard on the rocks shooting the shit and the guys are throwing rocks, shooting the shit
Jan 27 2011 7:01PM
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Christian[MN]
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find the hottest girl in your school, start grinding with her, then mid song pee in her butt
Jan 27 2011 7:44PM
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iSmokeweed
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get all your friends and circle jerk in the middle of the floor. very classy.
Jan 27 2011 8:02PM
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Chunter
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doughnut in her butt.
Jan 27 2011 8:02PM
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yeahno
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sex a teacher
Jan 27 2011 8:05PM
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207
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YES!
Jan 27 2011 8:10PM
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rudager
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Haha, My buddies and I would always surround the teachers and grind dem.

Good times...
Jan 27 2011 8:13PM
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Kellso
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BURN THE F*UCKER TO THE GROUND
Jan 27 2011 8:15PM
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cwillygood
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that would freak the chicks out so much in there high hells and all could be kinda gross
Jan 27 2011 8:21PM
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Master_Debater
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dude u and ur friends go to toilets and use the tank for the bathroom that way nasty water comes out when people flush it
Jan 27 2011 8:22PM
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apcaipse
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At home coming there were all these balloons, so me and my friends grabbed some pens and all the balloons, spread out, and we had about 30 people pop about 100 balloons in 10 seconds. girls were freaking out, guys were laughing, it was awesome
Jan 27 2011 8:41PM
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I.B
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Jason. Do the cricket thing!!! so funny.

Get some spagetti sauce and just spread it on the ground
Jan 27 2011 8:55PM
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SkiThe603
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drop marbles instead everywhere that would be funny

Jan 27 2011 8:58PM
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