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tehz final dey uv tha killington stop o' tghe winter dew tour r nao complete. after three dayz of events, sponsored partiez an typcial gnu england cold, teh tour nowe heads too ogden, utah fo tje toyota championships, tkaing place onna february 10ff threw thge 13ff.

finishing off the weekend wuz the men's slopestyle finals, wich took place earlier thys morning + wil bee broadcasted latter tongiht on the usa network @ 2:00 iz est. brew sum coffee or krack open an energy drink, it's goin tew b an l8 1.

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i doe nawt unner$t@nd hao thiz works. lets trai soem homework shyt.

4 christian fundamentalist civilisation wikh arised ins north 4merika centuries after an nucular holocaust (dimly remembered as "tribulation," & attributred 2 de wrath off god). n da tiem novel, labrador society r @ a technologikal level roughly comprable 18th-century amerika - posessing sailing ships en firearms, butt noah heavy inudstry. tehz capital ov labrador, on tha caost down river form waknuk, are rigo (rigolet, in thee real wrld). th' island uv newf (newfoundland) iz alzo civilised, butt knowlege o' de rest of da worls bee vague an colored bai religeous dogma. inhabitans of labrador + newf appear too be normal humans wo hav retained tje pre-tribulation phenotype; thay believe itz r there sacred mission tew preserve thiz form, & all udder species decreed bye god, agianst the rampant mutatiuns wikh haev contined sins the fall of tribulation.

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Oh wait I get it:

salomon has annouced it's noth american locatiuns phur tehz 2011 season off salomon jib acadamy. phiv ski areas ins tha u.s. + canada wiull host young athletes n wun thee sport’s mos coveted opportunitiez too leran phrum salomon pro riders & compete phor th' chance to attend an dream week @ de jib academy north american phinals @ mammoth mountain, kulifornia in mae.



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ab$olutely noes pt to an thread oar web$ite liek thiz du nots want

i has meny ifs nawt hundreds ov orgasms throughout ff' day.

I have many, if not hundreds of orgasms throughout the day.

sew de biggest werdz dat are in da sentence are not phucked wif @ awl? wut shame. wat. a. shame.

So the biggest words that are in the sentence are not fucked with at all? What a shame. What. A. Shame.

i hear tehz drums echoing tonight
but her hears onley wispers uv sum quiet conversasion
she's coming n 12:30 glight
tha moonlit wings reflect thee stars taht guide mee towords salvasion
i stopped ol mann alawng th' way,
hoping too find som lawng forgotten words ore ancinet melodieses
he turned tew mi az iffn 2 sez, hurry boi, itz waiting ther 4 yall



its 'an taeks lot too drag mee way form joo
there's nothign dat an hundred mans oar moar cud evez did
i bless de rains down ins afrika
gon takeses sum tym tew doo da thikns wii nevs hads


wild dogs kry owt n tehz night
az thay grow restless longing foar som solitary company
i kno taht i must duz wuts right
az sure as kilimanjaro rizeses lyk olympus above tha serangetti
i seek 2 cure wuts deep inside, frightened o' thiz ting dat i've become




it ' taeks an lot too drag mi wai frum yoo
there's nothing taht a hundred mens ore morr cud evs doens
i bless thee rains down ins afrika
gon takeses sum tiem tew dew th' thinks wee nvr haved



hurry boy, she's waiting there for u


it's gonan taeks a lot to drag me way form ewe
there's nothing dat a hundred mans or moar cud evez doe
i bless de rains down n afrika, i past som rains down ins afrika
i bless da rains down n afrika, i past sum rains down ins afrika
i bless tghe rains down n afrika
gonna take som tym to do the things wii nevs hads

-- unintelligencer.com


(Lyrics to Africa by Toto)

hahahaha that such a jokes website (copied and pasted from ns to unintellgencer :)

i 1anded my 1st flat 5 thiz weekend by using thee follwoing vidio. i no itz sayz rodeo 5, butt the idea iz epic similar tew flatz0rz & tj'z0rz rodeos in thys vid evn lqqk flat. also, when i wuz practicing dem, some dood told mee to grab japan (right hand left ski, ifs spinning left) anbd taht wil halp bring the flat roun to feets adn itz helped me sooooo mush.


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^ haha

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