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Neighbor sex.

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applejuice.
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LOUD NOISES!


basically my neighbor fucks his gf daily and the noise is just unbearable. like i'm all for pronz and fucking and shit but like this has got to stop. i've already moaned back until they stop because they're probably freaked out and i'm trying to find crying baby sounds that i can blast thru my speakers.


any other ideas? i mean it's seriously disgusting hearing her screaming (mostly fake) and then my desk and couch start shaking. like i said, i'm all for fucking, it rules, but they've crossed the line.


Jan 23 2011 3:46PM
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kootenayklaus
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page two.
Jan 23 2011 5:10PM
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Phil-X-
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damn, good call
Jan 23 2011 5:16PM
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skeedle
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when i come visit....we can make loud noises ;)
Jan 23 2011 5:18PM
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KrazyistKarl
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with several different guys, at the same time.
Jan 23 2011 5:18PM
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goo5
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Go see your neighbour and tell him to fuck off? (pun intended)
Jan 23 2011 5:19PM
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Italian.Stallion
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hide in their room.  When they come in and start doing the nasty... scare them!!!  Also make sure you have a mask or costume and some way of escaping.
Jan 23 2011 5:28PM
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applejuice.
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i love you.



Jan 23 2011 5:31PM
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FerrisBueller
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no i love you
Jan 23 2011 5:34PM
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.frenchy
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awk
Jan 23 2011 5:37PM
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skeedle
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she's mine...sowwy!
Jan 23 2011 5:39PM
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ryano
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sharing is caring.
Jan 23 2011 5:40PM
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skeedle
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you have to ask her....;)
Jan 23 2011 5:44PM
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ryano
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why cant i ask you?
Jan 23 2011 5:45PM
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Phil-X-
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http://www.thatsphucked.com/post/2008/08/Loudest-Orgasm-Ever.aspx

NSFW
Jan 23 2011 5:46PM
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adamlukowski
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no, THIS slow jam.

Jan 23 2011 5:48PM
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ryano
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what slow jam?
Jan 23 2011 5:49PM
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skeedle
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because i respect her opinion as to whether or not she wants to be shared :) hehe
Jan 23 2011 5:49PM
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ryano
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fair enough. i will ask and let you know.
Jan 23 2011 5:50PM
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bistroburrito
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blast I just had sex...or start screaming like you are talking with your mom
Jan 23 2011 5:56PM
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Smuffy
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ding-dong ditch them. every time. it will be like a flashback to 3rd grade
Jan 23 2011 6:17PM
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Parrish
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this would get the job done effectively. just have to time it right.
Jan 23 2011 6:21PM
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ryano
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yea. so the cop can hear it in the background..
Jan 23 2011 6:23PM
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Alex_G
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have louder sex?
Jan 23 2011 6:33PM
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egg.
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tehe
Jan 23 2011 6:35PM
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applejuice.
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i'd feel so fkn weird.
Jan 23 2011 7:02PM
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dirtylion27
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Hahaha straight scream sesh between the two of you.
Jan 23 2011 7:08PM
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ryano
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skeedle says i have to ask you... care to share? haha
Jan 23 2011 7:08PM
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CKpolicy
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what you gotta do is play the same song EVERY time you hear them start up again. Every time. Same song. Theyll notice. I suggest something like that jock jams anthem. blast jock jams every time they fuck.
Jan 23 2011 7:10PM
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no_steeze
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hahahahahaha that was intense
Jan 23 2011 7:20PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Weirdest competition ever.
Jan 23 2011 7:21PM
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no_steeze
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and straight out of a very popular movie
Jan 23 2011 7:22PM
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wait.what
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqW0Lg5v9jQ
blast that under their door, or loud speakers.
Jan 23 2011 7:27PM
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applejuice.
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bullshit bullshit bullshit.
Jan 23 2011 7:28PM
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no_steeze
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just sit on your bed and shake it against the wall and yell "OH GOD GRANDPA, FUCK MY ASS HARDER YOU DIRTY OLD MAN FUUUUUCK OH GOD YES...OH GOD FUCK YEEEAAAHHHH TIE ME UP I'M A NAUGHTY LITTLE GRANDDAUGHTER OH YEAH TAKE A PISS ON MY FACE GOD THAT'S SO HOT OHHH FUCK I'M GONNA SHIT ALL OVER YOUR WRINKLED CHEST YOU FILTHY PERVERT...wait...what are you doing grandpa....NO GRANDPA NOT THE DOG"
Jan 23 2011 7:30PM
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qbehr
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i think what you should do is oil the ground right outside their door, and iam talking like mad oil and shit and then when they come out they slip and you go outside and yell "moan now you bitch" but idk really
Jan 23 2011 7:31PM
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skiblandford
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maybe this +karma im gonna give you for dealing with this situation will take your mind off it
Jan 23 2011 7:34PM
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remove
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blast this song. it'll kill the mood
<iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/57KDDKbfhmI" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen></iframe>
Jan 23 2011 7:35PM
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blatt
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reminds me of forgetting sarah marshall
Jan 23 2011 7:35PM
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remove
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maybe now.... damn firefox
Jan 23 2011 7:36PM
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danbrown
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hahah!!
Jan 23 2011 7:38PM
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applejuice.
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha




and lelz...i might do the grandpa thing but say pappy instead, because of the syllable issue.
Jan 23 2011 7:39PM
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DERS.
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i mean if you reaaally want... we can raw dog it in thier apartment when they are not home and seeing how i'm kinda a stud i'm able to ejaculate by the gallon..

just an idea
Jan 23 2011 7:43PM
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no_steeze
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even better

sneak into their apartment wearing full leather s+m shit while they're going at it and climb in bed and be like "room for one more? i brought handcuffs!!"

when they scream and kick you out just show up again the next day but in a different costumes

when they're down with you joining..welll...at least it's not a devil's threesome
Jan 23 2011 7:46PM
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KillaSteeze
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yeah tht she is screaming and moans and your worried lol
Jan 23 2011 7:47PM
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qbehr
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granpa thing?? haha the fuck is that
Jan 23 2011 7:47PM
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yuck
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page 3?
Jan 23 2011 7:48PM
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skichicky3
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can I have both of you?
Jan 23 2011 7:59PM
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Yinzer
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You are the chillest girl ever
Jan 23 2011 8:05PM
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.newman.
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invite me over.
Jan 23 2011 8:08PM
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steeze-doodle
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I think you should put a hole in the wall and put ur shaft through it for her to lick while she takes it from the other guy... unless the 2 by 4 wall is to thick for yours to make it through
Jan 23 2011 8:10PM
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