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Neighbor sex.

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applejuice.
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LOUD NOISES!


basically my neighbor fucks his gf daily and the noise is just unbearable. like i'm all for pronz and fucking and shit but like this has got to stop. i've already moaned back until they stop because they're probably freaked out and i'm trying to find crying baby sounds that i can blast thru my speakers.


any other ideas? i mean it's seriously disgusting hearing her screaming (mostly fake) and then my desk and couch start shaking. like i said, i'm all for fucking, it rules, but they've crossed the line.


Jan 23 2011 3:46PM
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applejuice.
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and i've already suggested daredorm and collegerules to them.
Jan 23 2011 3:46PM
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pmw
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get your bf to jack off on their door knob everyday till it stops
Jan 23 2011 3:47PM
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thebeesknees
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pics?
Jan 23 2011 3:47PM
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kootenayklaus
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Use their front door nob as a dildo. That'll show em'.
Jan 23 2011 3:48PM
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0ptions
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Read thread, now I have a semi and can't help you...
Jan 23 2011 3:50PM
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ryano
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http://www.vidtomp3.com/
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Itunes
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repeat.
Jan 23 2011 3:50PM
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applejuice.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thank you sir. +k
Jan 23 2011 3:52PM
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ryano
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you are welcome.
Jan 23 2011 3:53PM
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vailsux.com
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Ask to join?
Jan 23 2011 3:53PM
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applejuice.
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umm i don't want teh aidz.
Jan 23 2011 3:53PM
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applejuice.
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no way! the girl is barf and the guy is super fuckin creepy..he's got salad fingers.
Jan 23 2011 3:54PM
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skithesprings
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haha, just crank some porn every time they go at it. i'm assuming you have some pretty loud speakers?
Jan 23 2011 3:55PM
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.seb.
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find and play a gun shot noise as loud as you can. then they will stop
Jan 23 2011 3:55PM
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Mr.Luke
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Play Toy Story music really loud, they'll not be horny any more and want to watch Toy Story.

It's a proven fact
Jan 23 2011 3:55PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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so your neighbor likes to get some, and you're all for gettin' some, but you don't want to hear it? play music loudly? blare porn through your sound system?

i guess i don't understand the problem...if i heard my neighbor gettin' at it, i'd high five him later. at least they aren't blaring country music or something terrible like that....now that would be miserable.
Jan 23 2011 3:55PM
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JStrathern
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Add a computer subwoofer for profit?
Jan 23 2011 3:56PM
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applejuice.
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yeah but normally i just moan right back and like by that i mean like a porn moan...but then again i don't have the skin slapping sounds, that would help.
Jan 23 2011 3:56PM
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Mr.Luke
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You can definetely find that on the internet
Jan 23 2011 3:57PM
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applejuice.
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hahaa he is a HUGE country and katy perry fan. after they're done fucking he plays like slow jamz and it's just a lol fest with my roommate.


i wouldn't fucking care usually, but it's every single day...like at random times and just annoying.
Jan 23 2011 3:58PM
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Phil-X-
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Jan 23 2011 3:59PM
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Phil-X-
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i just realized it should be youre*
Jan 23 2011 4:00PM
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howlongcanausern
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lolwat

you can confirm it is indeed a girl he's fucking?
Jan 23 2011 4:00PM
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applejuice.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Jan 23 2011 4:01PM
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Stickity
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this slow jamz?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU1ccWIHcug
if embed fails


and i swear to god i've seen this thread before
repost??????
Jan 23 2011 4:04PM
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iggs
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just get a loud sound system and some good soubwoofers and blast music so loud that they have to stop to come over and tell you to turn it down
Jan 23 2011 4:05PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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ohhhh nooooooo! i'd hook up my computer to my stereo and either blare A) the barney song B) death metal or C) crying baby noises. any of these should make him noodle by the sounds of it....good luck!!!

Jan 23 2011 4:07PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Duct tape a ball gag to his door.
Jan 23 2011 4:09PM
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pmw
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+1
Jan 23 2011 4:10PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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turn on like schindlers list and crank it as loud as your speakers can take. if that dont sober em up your screwed, there unstopable,
Jan 23 2011 4:16PM
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Jamestown
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If you can't beat em, join em.
Jan 23 2011 4:16PM
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Davy.Crockett
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this or some other kid show/movie that will completely destroy the mood. or it will make them hornier, then you really have some creepy ass neighbors
Jan 23 2011 4:21PM
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Mr.Luke
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Play the Fitness Made Simple song, they'll love it
Jan 23 2011 4:22PM
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Jonny7
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kill it with fire
Jan 23 2011 4:22PM
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blatt
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If you can't beat them, join them.
Jan 23 2011 4:24PM
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lineskier10
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moan a lot yourself and find some youtube video with a horse whinnying and play that a lot, im sure you get the idea
Jan 23 2011 4:25PM
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neutralzombie
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a nice phone call to the police about worrying he's beating his gf always works?
Jan 23 2011 4:25PM
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Jamestown
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Look about 4 posts up big boss.
Jan 23 2011 4:26PM
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blatt
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WHOOPS!
Jan 23 2011 4:28PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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oh god xD thats classic
Jan 23 2011 4:32PM
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Phil-X-
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here are a few options

http://www.youtube.com/embed/saalGKY7ifU
http://www.youtube.com/embed/ykwqXuMPsoc
http://www.youtube.com/embed/ee925OTFBCA
http://www.youtube.com/embed/0sLb8sEPMoI
Jan 23 2011 4:33PM
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theabortionator
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jump in the mix
Jan 23 2011 4:41PM
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The_Cube
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go over there and pee in her butt
Jan 23 2011 4:43PM
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MYANKLES
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hahaha thats an idea
Jan 23 2011 4:44PM
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yuck
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bahahaha thatd kill the mood. play circus music or anything that would just totally ruin it for them


or just go up to their door or adjoining wall and blast an airhorn every few minutes
Jan 23 2011 4:57PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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.
Jan 23 2011 4:58PM
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come_at_me_bro
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^^^^ THIS ^^^^
Jan 23 2011 4:58PM
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Legion
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there is only one solution to this. while they are banging, just start yelling bang me harder/ plow my ass hole. soon they will freak the fuck out and you can return to normal business.
Jan 23 2011 5:03PM
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Dwight_Schrute
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Let them catch you watching once (through the window) and then they'll be all self conscious and whatnot, and stop; or at least keep it on the down-low.
Jan 23 2011 5:06PM
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kootenayklaus
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I think she may be in some sort of apartment/townhouse thing.
Jan 23 2011 5:07PM
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Dwight_Schrute
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Well, everyday, try to open the door when it happens. Eventually, they will forget to lock it.
Jan 23 2011 5:09PM
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