It's a classic story of forgetting to do an essay, with a twist- i'll mail some decals or whatever to the NS member who writes me the best summative essay (easy as shit as it is) off of the following article.
criteria? 2 page, double spaced, regular font. the standard. if it's inboxed to me by 7 AM Eastern time, it qualifies. i'll read all submissions and announce the winner by the end of tomorrow.
it's a shitty way of trying to get work done last-minute, but i'm sure someone out there is stoked on it.