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NS Essay Contest

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schmooey.
Posts: 471 - Karma: 10

It's a classic story of forgetting to do an essay, with a twist- i'll mail some decals or whatever to the NS member who writes me the best summative essay (easy as shit as it is) off of the following article.

http://www.heritage.org/Research/Reports/2006/06/The-Mythical-Wall-of-Separation-How-a-Misused-Metaphor-Changed-Church-State-Law-Policy-and-Discourse

criteria? 2 page, double spaced, regular font. the standard. if it's inboxed to me by 7 AM Eastern time, it qualifies. i'll read all submissions and announce the winner by the end of tomorrow.

it's a shitty way of trying to get work done last-minute, but i'm sure someone out there is stoked on it.

Jan 20 2011 10:14PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Sorry bro, but isn't it your work?
Jan 20 2011 10:20PM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
good luck getting people to do this with "some decals or something"
Jan 20 2011 10:21PM
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schmooey.
Posts: 471 - Karma: 10

i've done it for free for ns'ers...there's some smart kids out there. don't be offended because you don't have the mental capacity to do it for a small reward. 

Jan 20 2011 10:25PM
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schmooey.
Posts: 471 - Karma: 10
yeah basically just a summary. i'd paypal money but i don't have a bank account right now. i'll toss a few bills into the envelope too to the winner, probably in the neighborhod of 15 bucks. just need it done.
Jan 20 2011 10:29PM
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schmooey.
Posts: 471 - Karma: 10
yeah basically just a summary. i'd paypal money but i don't have a bank account right now. i'll toss a few bills into the envelope too to the winner, probably in the neighborhod of 15 bucks. just need it done.
Jan 20 2011 10:30PM
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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
your pretty cocky for 400 posts and no reward...whoever does it deserves something for doing your work and letting you sit on your ass..so far people are being nice but your kinda askin for alot of shit for being lazy...if we have time to write it..so do you.
Jan 20 2011 10:32PM
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schmooey.
Posts: 471 - Karma: 10

i'm sorry, i should have bowed down to your impressive 900. so brilliant.

i obviously have the time to do it. i just don't want to.

if it requires a solid reward, then fine.

i'll mail 10 dollars and 3 large decals to the winner.

Jan 20 2011 10:35PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
I'll do it. Specifics on writing styles and such? Btw, is mail to canada ok?
Jan 20 2011 10:37PM
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schmooey.
Posts: 471 - Karma: 10

haha if it's gonna cost me more than like 5 dollars in stamps to mail an envelope to you, then i'm sorry, but canadians are going to have to stay out. i usually write with a bit of a humorous style, but obviously i don't care enough about this class to try. the teacher will skim it at best. style is undefined, whatever suits you as a writer man

for reference: it's AP gov, so for anyone who's taken it, you know that the essay has to be an intelligent student's laziest work, just like everything else in the class.

Jan 20 2011 10:39PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
And what decals?
Jan 20 2011 10:39PM
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schmooey.
Posts: 471 - Karma: 10
some oakley, saga, various stuff. don't worry, they're not shitty. the oakley ones i have in mind are classic retro in various colors
Jan 20 2011 10:41PM
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kootenayklaus
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Whatevs, I'll just try to do my best. I'm in a helping mood tonight.
Jan 20 2011 10:42PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
Use the money for mailing if it's legit, I don't want your ugly as fuck money (Canadian money is coloured :D)
Jan 20 2011 10:44PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
I HAZ DIBS.
Jan 20 2011 10:44PM
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DirtyDan
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 158
Aww man, I'd really love to do this for the Oakley retros alone, but I'm too damn lazy...
Jan 20 2011 10:46PM
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schmooey.
Posts: 471 - Karma: 10

Some clarification: summative essay is just an essay about the article. so yes, it's a summary, but it's gotta have a legit introduction and conclusion. 2 pages (no less, a little more would be lovely), double spaced, and you can totally have a little fun with it- IF the essay is still low-level AP work. sorry NS, but i didn't ask for your peons to enter.

like i said, 10 bucks and some oakley/saga/random decals your way to the best essay, plus ONE TROJAN ULTRA-RIBBED CONDOM. IMAGINE HAVING A RIB-CAGE...ON YOUR DICK. BUT BETTER.

Jan 20 2011 10:46PM
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schmooey.
Posts: 471 - Karma: 10
and like i said, it's a COMPETITION. you can all submit! yay! but if you lose, you wasted your time and you are bad at life.
Jan 20 2011 10:47PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
Damnit. Now I'm having second thoughts.....
Jan 20 2011 10:49PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
This has nothing to do with this thread, but that essay is entirely bullshit. I can only assume that the author is fully fucking retarded.
Jan 20 2011 10:52PM
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rewand0
Posts: 315 - Karma: 14
Hey I'm in AP Gov too, But I'm writing my own essay for AP lang tonight.
Jan 20 2011 10:52PM
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schmooey.
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it took me approximately 3 paragraphs of the article before i made this thread. i agree with you, kind sir.
Jan 20 2011 10:55PM
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nick3713
Posts: 147 - Karma: 10
i dont like the essay topic so im gonna right you a tiger story... do i still have a chance at winning?
Jan 20 2011 11:06PM
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